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[Morta ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @1leggedpirate]

@FedEx why do your delivery drivers just run and dip in Jacksonville? Why no use door bell? Or knock on the door?

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

YouTuber Danny Go has announced that his 14-year-old son, Isaac, has died from cancer

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

> be Forza Horizon
> starts as a spin-off nobody asked for
> new country every 2-3 years
> FH3, FH4, FH5 - 91, 92, 92 Metacritic in a row
> FH5 - 10 million players week one
> biggest Xbox launch ever. a racing game.
> Japan requested since 2012. 14 years of silence
> Microsoft accidentally leaks the full game on Steam
> modder streams it without blurring his name
> banned until December 31, 9999
> launch day - 273,000 Steam players
> record for any racing game in history
> 6 million players in 72 hours

Forza went from unwanted spin-off to the most consistent franchise in gaming and nobody talks about it.

[Morta ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @1leggedpirate]

Alabama can yall people do better, dumping trash in a Walmart parking lot #alabama #trash #jacksonvillefl

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

🚨 BREAKING: Iranian missile scores direct hit in Jerusalem moments ago

[Morta ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @1leggedpirate]

@wjxt4 by 11361 Beach Blvd, Jacksonville, FL 32246

[beeple @beeple]

GOOD BUNNY

[Morta ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @1leggedpirate]

@00yisan @Pirat_Nation Never heard of this game till today

[Morta ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @1leggedpirate]

@ShizuVT By definition he’s a VTuber and he admits he used to be one. So why are you so mad that so someone who spent literally nothing on tracking with just a snap chat filter won? Wouldn’t PNG avatars not be considered tubers then either?

[Morta ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @1leggedpirate]

@GovRonDeSantis your a stupid nit

[Philip DeFranco 👊🏻 @PhillyD]

Fiiinne. I’ll read the book AGAIN

[Morta ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @1leggedpirate]

@mecum

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

A 44 year old woman projectile pooped on another car during a road rage incident 😂

Was she saving it up to ward off threats? Was it just perfect poo timing? You think this isn’t the first time she’s done this? Is this considered chemical/biological warfare?

So many questions.

Anyways, she was hit with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief and depositing waste on a highway.

[Morta ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @1leggedpirate]

@SallieMae why are yall contacting people who are not on a loan? Do you not understand the amount of mental stress you’re putting people under cause of doing this. #collegeloans #salliemae #wtf

[Satan @s8n]

be safe out there!

[Morta ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @1leggedpirate]

@meraki what did y’all break the dash board is down #meraki #IT #networking

[Ranon Sarono @hyper3d]

Glock...with a hopper?

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

There is no Fox Marvel Universe or MCU without Blade first creating a market. He’s Marvel Daddy. Please retweet for a Logan-like send off. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

[RedMufflerMan | Gordon Williams @RedMufflerMan]

Today has once again reminded me of the most important life lesson I've learned in my 30's... https://t.co/m7Px5qwN48