THEY WILL NOT BELIEVE !

Understanding life

[Uncle Gerald @Gee_SK]

Watching your bedtime get earlier with every passing year.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Leaping into the final stretch of the year with energy and excitement

[THEY WILL NOT BELIEVE ! @1martialk]

@polo_kimanii 😂😂😂. crazy

[Neet @neet_sol]

“Set goals at work”

1. lunch
2. leaving at 5pm
3. quitting

[Mary🐦‍🔥 @Ririloveyy]

Les gens de 25-30 ans, est ce que vous êtes passé d'être hyper ambitieux et carriériste à limite détester votre travail et vouloir juste profiter de la vie?

[THEY WILL NOT BELIEVE ! @1martialk]

@kijana_misa A third of the suite makes the entire payroll of my last company

[Leo @Leooweb3]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I fucking hate annual corporate self-reviews and goal-setting. No, I don't want to identify growth opportunities or outline my five-year career plan. My goal is to get paid every two weeks.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

There is a generation born between 1965-1979 called the gen x ,that doesn't get the recognition they deserve as the architects of the problems Kenyans are facing . This is the generation that found 100% university funding and ready government jobs . This are the people who were hired into the civil service with just form 6 certificates .
This people are fiercely tribal , corrupt and religious at the same time . This people climbed the ladder and cut it below them to make sure nobody climbs it. With the help of millenials they have made existence unbearable to everyone else. This is the generation that will not leave a job even if they become billionaires .

[THEY WILL NOT BELIEVE ! @1martialk]

Feeling sleepy. What a life

[sidney @mxleiii]

Hii kitu ya elections livestreaming inanisumbua akili sana. Huyu jamaa anataka kuturudisha nyuma sana.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

The best ever start by a Premier League manager! 😮‍💨

[Allaz @andrewwasandie]

The longer you work in corporate,the stronger the urge to buy a farm and never open a laptop or hear corporate jargon again

[...jakaBABA. @karoba_john]

When Ruto visits Ethiopia, he’s taken to national projects. When Ethiopian leaders visit Kenya, Ruto takes them to his businesses. Another reason why Ruto Must Go ! Hakuna mtu hapa nkt!!!

[THEY WILL NOT BELIEVE ! @1martialk]

@BoardLotSultan It is

[Crash Bandicoot @bluelotdegen]

Hangovers are starting to last 2 days

[THEY WILL NOT BELIEVE ! @1martialk]

@kihoti05 @BoardLotSultan @ResidentSiaya @anthony_kerui @WaruhiuFranklin 👀iykyk

[🇳🇴 @ErlingProp]

Haaland has more PL goals (8) than Man United have points (7)

[pEtErfC @CULER_PETER]

PSG are 6th in the fucking league, and they’ve decided to bench almost all their key players against Strasbourg just to give them enough rest before starting them against Barcelona. At this point, UEFA needs to put an end to this PSG rubbish. This isn’t football anymore, bro.

[UnstructuredCap @UnstructuredCap]

“GAAP, non-GAAP, adjusted, pro-forma, annualized, run rated, it’s all a fugazi, fugazy, its a whazzy its a whoozy. It’s fairy dust. It doesn’t exist.”