Martman

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

[Martman @1martman]

@khnh80044 and you have to ruin it by pairing an audio version and video version that don’t belong together.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[Martman @1martman]

@table_delete @zillowgonewild

[Martman @1martman]

@OldHeaddidit @freedomrocksfvr If it was Kearney, NE to Williston, ND I’d say the odds would be astronomical. But it’s Chicago to Minneapolis/St. Paul, so I’d say not uncommon for that traffic from ORD to MSP considering the activity where they’re heading.

[Martman @1martman]

@kevin_spic34866 @thenewarea51 Your response tells me if I ever get caught red handed committing a felony I’m going to plead with my lawyer to pick you to be on my jury. All it takes is one.

[Martman @1martman]

@RedRising2020 @thenewarea51 Using simple fourth grade logic one can reasonably assume Delta didn’t assign those seats. Only AFTER the door breach attempt did LEO’s clear a row & seat that mentally ill old man between them.

[Martman @1martman]

@freedomrocksfvr How dumb do you have to be to not understand that in all probability after they grab the mentally ill guy the LEO’s clear a row & seat the old crazy dude between the two of them, ya know, for security reasons? Delta didn’t assign those seats.

[Martman @1martman]

@589Steve @thenewarea51 Mentally ill old guy won’t sit down & stands near front of plane before banging on cockpit door (or keypad) at 2am & Steve here thinks he’s uncovered a mystery. You people are tiring. LEO’s grab him, clear a row, put him in middle seat between 2 of them. Mysterious plot solved.

[Martman @1martman]

@BrianHalverson I end up behind the parent with 4 kids under 10 years old who decides it’s cute if they let each kid order their own food. Unfortunately all little Billy can do is scream incoherently from the backseat while parent patiently waits for his tantrum to end so he can order too.

[Martman @1martman]

@timmaytoo Thanks Tim!

[Martman @1martman]

@timmaytoo Pretty sure that thing received the SOS call from the Titanic.

[Martman @1martman]

@Mr_Ramirez94 @JoePompliano Buildings will also ‘layer’ ads/logos if needed. Example; Layer of ice, then white paint, then ice, then Ducks ads, then ice, then white paint, then ‘Stars on Ice’ ads/logos, then ice. This allows then to Zam scrape off top ice & logos/white until Ducks is visible again & reflood

[Martman @1martman]

@Mr_Ramirez94 @JoePompliano Typically center ice and any ads are the printed decals while the lines, goal crease, and face off circles are all painted by hand. Also, they put down a few layers, then paint a layer white, then a few more layers, then ads/lines, then more layers on top to reach 3/4” thickness.

[Martman @1martman]

@sanandreafault @tacobell Didn’t you learn anything from Mt. St. Helens 26 years ago? That crater had Taco Bell for breakfast and the rest is history.

[Martman @1martman]

@DENAirport If you’re 14 years old & read this I don’t blame you for not knowing this is the correct airline terminology. But the term ‘Souls’ dates back 200 years in shipping and since WW II in aircraft. So if you’re an adult & don’t know this, that’s on you. Not the other 95% of us.

[Martman @1martman]

@ketaminesins Incredibly selfish play by Stacey with 9 minutes left in a tied playoff game. Refs are going to call that and it costs her team the game. You can do that to an opponent on a Tuesday night game in March. You simply can’t do it tonight.

[Martman @1martman]

@RussoHockey @JoeSmithNHL

[Martman @1martman]

@twinstalk2015 Come see me at the locker room postgame Saturday night and we can discuss.

[Martman @1martman]

@RussosFilter @RussoHockey @JoeSmithNHL I agreed with everything up until the 2nd to last sentence. ‘They’re going to need someone to outplay Wedgwood’. Wedgwood has been ok. He hasn’t needed to be great. This series, so far, has largely been decided by the guys in front of the goalies.