Union of Shitposting Socialist Republics

shitposting is my kink NO KINK SHAMING pronouns in bio

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@TheFarix @B52Returns @jasonc_nc "interested in topics" in bio and yet y'all can't be bothered to read any of Jason's TL

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@roughtown110839 @humansofny "I did it so anyone can" just tells us how few people you've actually listened to

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@willnever15 @NorthxNorthw @humansofny > homelessness is 90% adiction

you're inventing a statistic so you don't have to feel compassion for another human being

you need to find god

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@OfficialLoganK @_oliveiradanilo They're gonna raise the cost to $2k/hr calling it now

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@nicochristie

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@QBetterscope @sethharpesq Borrow as much money as you can and build a data center.

[Armin @ArrminEm]

@mindsuppressed @succubbbitch Acid changed my life, cottage cheese could never

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

“Spelunker.” Such a funny word. Anyway, have they found your husband yet?

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@kissmyassburger @bryanculbertson This assumes the car is flagged correctly every time. Flock has misread plates many times; cities have had to pay out $$$ settlements because Flock fucked up and they nabbed an innocent family instead of a stolen car.

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@rahul @lee_rahil “This is appropriately regulated” yet somehow the data is misused, innocent people are detained, cities have to pay out $$$ settlements because Flock fucked up.

You need to find God.

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@DamienDementi @garryslist “A lot” “a lot”

If you wave your hands fast enough, you’ll fly!

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@KoltenV_ @CTprogressive_ @RefrmDemocracy @Jojenite thinking people on Twitter are interested in your acrid diatribes, is a symptom listed in the DSM

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@MJ2854414175272 @FredLambert No need to imagine. Its frightening how casually they tweak things that are life-or-death…

https://t.co/SRE2cZR3Bi

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@KoltenV_ @CTprogressive_ @RefrmDemocracy @Jojenite I bet you felt so righteous posting all this navel gazing drivel

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@bshootz42 @zillowgonewild Clearly, you've never been on an island.

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@1martman @zillowgonewild Its literally surrounded by water do we really have to explain this?

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AI bros bought up all the RAM so I had to sell my jizz for 6 months to afford a replacement.

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@JeffHarvey63363 @JonCTanner @CantEverDie Your entire TL is calling people names.

Let us know when you finally graduate 5th grade.

Actually scratch that, Ima forget you faster than your daddy forgot your mom after their tryst behind a Buc-ees.

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@SoraUnchained @asanwal @auren

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@SoraUnchained @asanwal @auren Of course a Stanford grad would post this drivel.