matthew

pot stirrer🥷

[matthew @1mattyice2]

Currently scheming. . .🧐

[matthew @1mattyice2]

Elevators do not elevate society. They make people fat. #takethestairs

[matthew @1mattyice2]

Eagles!

[matthew @1mattyice2]

Listening to daft punk. Let’s get this bread!

[matthew @1mattyice2]

Listening to abba this morning. You know it’s gonna be a good day!

[matthew @1mattyice2]

Listening to Shakira this morning.

[matthew @1mattyice2]

Is America losing its separation between church and state?

[matthew @1mattyice2]

Electric scooters will destroy this earth! #walk

[matthew @1mattyice2]

@slipperstillfit @ZagKennelClub can we call out athletics for only getting 150 student tickets for the 500 that have already paid and signed up for Vegas!!!???

[matthew @1mattyice2]

Get @bengregg20 some oxygen #vanillagorilla

[matthew @1mattyice2]

My pro nouns are he/he cause I’m funny AF

[Gregg Bell @gbellseattle]

10:47am in Inglewood: The only #Seahawks player on the field, 2 hrs, 38 minutes before the start of a relatively meaningless season finale at the Rams:

Tyler Lockett.

[matthew @1mattyice2]

Probably gonna drink 2,025 beers to bring in the new year

[colecaufield69 @RMansisidor]

Nothing requires more focus than drinking out of large mouth water bottle in a moving car on an uneven road

[matthew @1mattyice2]

@Merle01234 You listening to modest mouse when you wrote that!?!!???

[matthew @1mattyice2]

Mike McDonald loves losing this guy has called the worst game start to finish I’ve seen

[matthew @1mattyice2]

@Merle01234 This is an Ohio take

[matthew @1mattyice2]

@lulu_lapke You just proved you don’t know ball #nuffsaid

[matthew @1mattyice2]

Ashton Jeanty was robbed #justiceforboisest

[matthew @1mattyice2]

Gotta be one of the worst feelings when you sit down on a public toilet seat and it’s warm.

[matthew @1mattyice2]

@RMansisidor @dlo4mvp Jameis Winston