Singa Phaphelani

The President of 'Chicken Head Conventions',I'll give you a deluxe Ku Klux lynching.A die hard fan of @FCBarcelona

[SAFA.net @SAFA_net]

The outcome of the SAFA Elective Congress.

Dr Danny Jordaan 157 votes
Sandile Zungu 82 votes

Dr Jordaan is re-elected as the SAFA President

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Younger people might not know this, but before social media, we didn't have to listen to crazy people. At all.

[INVESTMENT HULK @INVESTMENTSHULK]

“I HAD POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION”

[TR @Tlou_regi]

Motse wao hloka mosadi ono o bona

[Shaka Mosotho @mo4_lo]

Knowing Nigerians,them niggas might not be gay

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

There’s a solution but too many people in this country are soft and don’t have the stomach for it. Execute these women. Ideally in public. A lot of people with “mental health problems” are going to suddenly get over it if they know the other option is hanging from a rope.

[𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩𝔬 🇵🇸 @siiinalo]

Big Sean was just fucking them girls, he was gonna get right back.

[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

Apparently people are folding their grocery bags into tiny perfect triangles now. I thought we all agreed the proper storage method was to nominate the strongest grocery bag and stuff 63 other bags inside it, like our mothers and grandmothers before us.

[JordanGWrites @JordanGWrites]

LeBron is gonna love this shit

[Odhis Lacoste 🐊 @Fidelwenu]

I would still cheat but with a heavy heart

[Khandalimtshelokwakhe @K_MfundoPraise]

Go report us to General khan

[N⌖rf P.O.E®️ @POE_Ro]

ever nigga know the “never again” nod 😭😂

[Contra @BoldfaceJames]

Cease & Desist is a funny ass term. that shit say stop and stop

[コマンチ @comanchi69]

けつ毛を除毛してからおならのボリュームが上がった気がするんだけど、けつ毛にサイレンサー機能でもあるのかな。

[Singa Phaphelani @1mjeezy]

Portia👍🏿

[$$$aįnt @brentswago]

Men will never admit but their motivation to make money is always girls

[Max @MaxNomaNini]

Look at what corruption money can get you

[𝖘𝖑𝖎𝖒  @brokehomieslim]

Vince staples seem like if you drank tap water in front of him he’d be like “niggas drinking tap water but wanna have political opinions" But if you said you didnt drink tap water he’d be like “nigga too good for tap water but wanna talk hip hop” Like u cant win with him lmao

[Fanie @Villa_Fanie]

Reasons why I hate cows is because I was a baller myself,,that pass at the end filthy filthy stuff🥵🥵😭

[SLIME EM OUT @Booegiemann]

We are in the golden era of whoreism. Our dads and granddads never experienced this level of whoredom, man.

[🇿🇦gqimm shelele💎 @MaDhlomo_]

😭😭😭😭 nothing and no one can convince me to eat Nigerian food.