One of the Seven Dwarfs

Was once on @BuzzFeed. Not one of my tweets, but I’ve been on their site browsing fun lists. Avi by @jodingerscat, header by @The_AlbinoShrek

[One of the Seven Dwarfs @1ofthe7dwarves]

I want to be abundantly clear: I *AM* one of the seven dwarfs. This is NOT a parody account.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Previously, we issued a warning before suspension, but now that we are rolling out widespread verification, there will be no warning.

This will be clearly identified as a condition for signing up to Twitter Blue.

[One of the Seven Dwarfs @1ofthe7dwarves]

@roastmalone_ You are not the one adding to this discourse! At least once a month though someone tweets "I don't like sex scenes, movies/tv shouldn't have them." The discourse is an endless time loop!

[One of the Seven Dwarfs @1ofthe7dwarves]

@roastmalone_ This conversation comes up at least once a month and it's the most annoying thing in the world.

[One of the Seven Dwarfs @1ofthe7dwarves]

@roastmalone_ It's great because I can go through cooking hell twice a year instead of once!

[One of the Seven Dwarfs @1ofthe7dwarves]

@roastmalone_ You joke, but I am legit doing a Christmas dress rehearsal with my cooking

[One of the Seven Dwarfs @1ofthe7dwarves]

@roastmalone_ I had to come back to watch the ship going down!!!! hi!

[One of the Seven Dwarfs @1ofthe7dwarves]

Haven't actively been on Twitter in over a year now. Maybe now's the time to get back into it?

[One of the Seven Dwarfs @1ofthe7dwarves]

I want to be abundantly clear: I *AM* one of the seven dwarfs. This is NOT a parody account.

[One of the Seven Dwarfs @1ofthe7dwarves]

@firstmalaisekit Always have, always will.

[One of the Seven Dwarfs @1ofthe7dwarves]

@firstmalaisekit Joy, Sadness, Fear, Anger, Disgust!

[One of the Seven Dwarfs @1ofthe7dwarves]

@KonaSlater @adamgreattweet In high school my dad told me girls wouldn’t like me if I always ordered chicken nuggets. Joke was on him, I’ve never dated a woman who wouldn’t willingly order some chicken nuggies.

(Also ❤️❤️❤️ for this making you think of me 😭😭)

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

*looking at a fancy menu*

me: where are the chicken nuggets

[One of the Seven Dwarfs @1ofthe7dwarves]

@cellapaz 🥺🥺🥺

[One of the Seven Dwarfs @1ofthe7dwarves]

@firstmalaisekit You’re welcome.

[One of the Seven Dwarfs @1ofthe7dwarves]

@adamgreattweet Hot Pockets. Too big, most likely to burn the roof of your mouth. Apologies to Hot Pockets.

[One of the Seven Dwarfs @1ofthe7dwarves]

@sherrysworld You SHOULD write it. Only you could.

[One of the Seven Dwarfs @1ofthe7dwarves]

@sherrysworld ❤️❤️❤️

[One of the Seven Dwarfs @1ofthe7dwarves]

@sherrysworld It just makes me laugh that I’m on Twitter very little, but whenever I pop on and you have a tweet at the top of the timeline it could easily be a subtweet 😂