non-becky

putting the b in lgbt since 1996 | they/she poet | 🌱

[non-becky @1oftheaudience]

never use this anymore obvs. on insta as oneoftheaudience if anyone cares x

[non-becky @1oftheaudience]

devastated to announce I am officially "wow I wish I brought my knee braces to this festival" years old

[non-becky @1oftheaudience]

"I'm not homophobic, but" and starts talking about that time my cousin's husband SANG at their wedding. not homophobic it just wasn't very good

[non-becky @1oftheaudience]

dad's developed this really stressful habit of saying "I'm not homophobic, but" and then following up with something that isn't even slightly related to homophobia and is just about a gay person

[non-becky @1oftheaudience]

me, aged eight, watching House, not realising it would instil a very weird lifelong attraction to men with canes

[non-becky @1oftheaudience]

lol

[non-becky @1oftheaudience]

hey what's a weird lockdown memory you have. my family used to do a video call at the same time every Friday - my grandad died a bit before covid and my mum had a bear made out of his clothes with some of his ashes in and she used to bring it on the call

[non-becky @1oftheaudience]

anyway obviously we're not in lockdown any more so I don't have to have a video call with grandad bear but my nan did pass away so now there's two bears. swings and roundabouts I suppose

[non-becky @1oftheaudience]

@Markette_ looking good!!!

[non-becky @1oftheaudience]

why are all characters in British sitcoms written as if they're autistic. this isn't a criticism I love them but why

[non-becky @1oftheaudience]

@obscenerity how does it feel to be neurotypical?

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research needs to be done into why all the autistic people I know love Riverdale

[non-becky @1oftheaudience]

hey did anyone read Cleopatra and Frankenstein bc I had a dream last night I had sex with Frank

[non-becky @1oftheaudience]

passing through a screen door hits different now I am actually twenty six

[every shrek 2 frame in order @shrekframe]

Shrek 2 (2004)

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[non-becky @1oftheaudience]

videos of people involving their pets in cultural traditions will always be my favourite kind of content

[non-becky @1oftheaudience]

limp bizkit's rollin is just the macarena for people who still drink monster