Evan Hansen

professional fortune cookie fortune writer

[Evan Hansen @1pinZ_]

ITS LIT

[Evan Hansen @1pinZ_]

@5PinZ_ I remember this, truly was traumatic for you

[Snoby🖤 @therealsnoby]

The same apartments that were just $700-800 are now $1200-1300 in the GHETTO. People making $19-20 an hour STILL struggling , working 2 jobs STILL struggling. Groceries high , gas high , like do y’all not see this shit or y’all don’t care?

[Evan Hansen @1pinZ_]

@2PinZ_ I’m proud of u, a true example of hard work and perseverance

[Evan Hansen @1pinZ_]

@CongoCashh If this for the pregame... what were the regular 4 lokos for?

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

3 years ago I almost slipped into a coma and died. I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

I paid $684 for my first 30-day supply of insulin. Some pay $1000+ a month. Many die without it.

Today I introduced legislation to cap the price of insulin at $50 a month. #txlege

[Evan Hansen @1pinZ_]

@KButter_22 @CongoCashh But for real, fuck this guy for invalidating all of my good diabetes excuses

[Evan Hansen @1pinZ_]

@KButter_22 @CongoCashh Happens all the time. I eat some carbs and all of a sudden I’m papa John

[Evan Hansen @1pinZ_]

Then we saw that booty from a distance @5PinZ_

[Evan Hansen @1pinZ_]

@2PinZ_ I don’t know if this counts as wishing me happy birthday at this point

[Evan Hansen @1pinZ_]

@2PinZ_ 👀

[CONCRETE BOY BOAT^ @lilyachty]

Dear god, I’ll sacrifice one of my closest friends for a new frank ocean album.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

FOUNDING FATHER: we must always have an electoral college and 2 senators per state

ME: ok but what if 40 million people live in california

FOUNDING FATHER (spits out tea prepared by a slave): there’s HOW many people in WHAT

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

the 2020 writers' room lost us with the murder hornets but oh baby they back

[*BLAZIN*4*1*NATION* @doggface208]

So thanks for the love and support an here it is my original video same as all going around but yes thanks for the love n donations it’s very appreciated an much needed 🤙🏼 vibe on world

[Evan Hansen @1pinZ_]

@KButter_22 Chillin man what’s good w you?

[Evan Hansen @1pinZ_]

@KButter_22 @mattstein17

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Two years and now we’re here. Huge thank you to the #YangGang for making this a reality! Let’s shock the world again!👍🏼🇺🇸💪

[Evan Hansen @1pinZ_]

@2PinZ_ Just facts, someone gotta remind u. Been getting pretty confident over there w/o me 👀

[Evan Hansen @1pinZ_]

@2PinZ_ Idk whats been good w u since I’ve been gone, but I’ve seen u fully cry during a reg season game before 🤔🤔🤔

[Evan Hansen @1pinZ_]

@2PinZ_ Just trimmed my beard tho so I’m a little cuter, right now for those wondering

[Evan Hansen @1pinZ_]

@2PinZ_ Even I have to double check every time I see this guy