Mamacita

“It’s JUST Twitter” 🤪

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We honestly DO NOT talk enough about how God will give you a completely ordinary day. No emergencies, no devastating phone calls, no chaos. Just peace.

That alone is a blessing.

[Mamacita @1she_moan]

Bacon, pepper and a little sugar.

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

What can I put in canned green beans to improve their flavor?

[Mamacita @1she_moan]

Sardines lightly smoked and in oil taste so damn good. IDC! IDC! IDC what y’all think lmao

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I asked a few people if they remembered Ask Jeeves and every single one looked at me like I made it up. HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER ASK JEEVES??? We literally used to ask a cartoon butler questions before Google became everyone’s entire personality. Please tell me someone else remembers this.

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb

[Mamacita @1she_moan]

It’s my child asking if I took my birth control because she wants a brother. This girl said she wants to name her brother, Asher. 🤣

I do like the name tho.

[Mamacita @1she_moan]

As a former hotel manager, we know. We just don’t care enough to stop y’all. 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

How do hotel workers know if you’re actually a hotel guest when you walk into the breakfast buffet? No one has ever checked my room number. What’s stopping someone from walking in, eating three plates of eggs, bacon and pancakes, then casually walking out?

[Mamacita @1she_moan]

Tell me what’s the use of holding on.. if we can’t be friiiiieeeendsss.

[Mamacita @1she_moan]

This verzuz is 🗑️

[Mamacita @1she_moan]

Me every Friday. Haha

[Fresh2DeffBeff @_whoisBETH]

I love getting off at 12:30 🤭

[Mamacita @1she_moan]

Now to lock in this hotel. Then it’s up! Uber around the city somewhere different.

[Mamacita @1she_moan]

Flight booked for my bday and it’s not until January. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Mamacita @1she_moan]

Back inside I go. Lock in mode!

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.

[Mamacita @1she_moan]

I’m the queen of staying out the way and in my own space. See me when ya see me! 😌

[pinthy ᢉ𐭩🎀 @Alizaeeboo]

unpopular opinion: i don’t shop at walmart for food /meat / or bake goods ..

[Safiya @HeySafiya]

Me when I’m home alone, making sure the booty is still bootying. 😋😭🍑

[Mamacita @1she_moan]

Every time I buy dog food I usually have a coupon. The lady at the register asked if I wanted to use $12 off AND my $15 coupon.

BIHHH and do! Cause who tryna pay $99 (before tax) for dog food. Tf !

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

I’M SORRYYYYY BUT I WILL NEVER STOP GETTING EXCITED ABOUT THE FACT THAT GOD CAN OPEN A DOOR YOU DIDN’T EVEN KNOW EXISTEDDDDD.

[Mamacita @1she_moan]

Air purifier and febreze.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

How are yall getting that lingering food smell out of the house after cooking. What are y’all using?😭