Soph

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Do you want to Come over and my Dog can bark at you for 15 minutes

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[cameron @cambeserious]

it’s the 4th of july

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Keep calling it Twitter.

[❀ @marsrled]

and by how cringe and embarrassing they think everything is

[govt.exe is corrupt @govt_corrupt]

The only pandemic we’re facing is how retarded everyone is.

[ross🜏 @deeprossed]

If you're voting with the intention of "Protecting women", listening to them is a good place to start.

[ieva @mourninglambs]

Just remembered I gain nothing from hating myself and lose everything if I do

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

absolutely gorgeous day to stay inside and update the CRM

[Bri🧚🏽‍♀️ @brixnna930]

Selena Gomez thank you so much for Journals….Forever indebted to you Queen #Coachella

[Brunette @mimizima_]

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[olive 🩵 believe in the ninth jedi @ct_girlie]

annoying my coworkers so much already today