first5things 🇦🇹🇪🇺🇬🇧

Yorkshire in Austria. Love wins. Hates inequality
Follow me, I follow back.
Can get ranty. 🏳️‍🌈
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@digitalsunshine Because she's complicit?

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@miffythegamer Can't you get a mouth guard?
I had them as I've the same problem.

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Morning all - quick sanity check in :)

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@windscribe I've been a Windscribe user for years.
Just saying.

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@realJosiahBurke @EnochBurke Rubbish.
He's refusing to obey a court order.

Stop lying.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

As Honest Bob Jenrick tours the country repeating far-right conspiracy talking points about “two-tier sentencing”, here is the letter his own government sent to the Sentencing Council approving the very Guidelines he now claims are evidence of “two-tier Keir”.

The man is a fraud

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@i_iratus Clearly a virgin.

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OK, so what did I miss?

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An extended break from Twitter.
Hope all are well.

New Year greetings from Austria!

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@martin_mto @miffythegamer You too, Miffy!
You're moving? I hope it goes well!

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@sallyanna25 @i_iratus If that's the case, with your argument people without children should pay reduced taxes.

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@i_iratus @DrNo1962007 Finished "Bear Necessities" over Christmas.
I enjoyed it, and more importantly I learned a lot.

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@whiskersmouse Enjoy more cheese!

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@AlisonMoyet Right back at you x

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@JamesKAArcher I've no idea if the picture is real, though it's quite magnificent.

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@fesshole And it's taken you how long to think this one up?

[Will Hutton @williamnhutton]

Important study on Covid deaths from France’s prestigious Institut Pasteur. Boris Johnson’s refusal to lock down quickly meant the UK ( Royaume-Uni for non French speakers ) had the highest death rate in Western Europe.

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@miffythegamer She looks stunning.
As Galinda says " Say Less".

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@JuliaHB1 @IsabelOakeshott Seriously, Julia?
Stop posting.
You're irrelevant.

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@TheGrocer Great!
More ways to get twatted without thinking about it.