Philippe Lachance

Banker extraordinaire. Providing the Caribbean with funds since time immemorial. (Banker Mod)

[Philippe Lachance @1stPirateBank]

@IronSeasBot @BergenCove A shame really. I only have wheat, ore, wood, and bricks. Lots of it.

[Scarred Curtis @ScarredCurtis]

Wanted: A better sketch artist! Wot bloody scurvy infested blowfish done this? I AM SCARRED CURTIS I AM! #CotIS

[Philippe Lachance @1stPirateBank]

@WSMegaGames Ah, Curtis. He was my first. #COTIS

[Philippe Lachance @1stPirateBank]

@IronSeasBot @TheGreyCrows I'll say! I've invited them all over for brunch. If you want to make friends, let them eat cake!

[Philippe Lachance @1stPirateBank]

@lostcolonypress @BritishNavy @RoyalFrenchNavy You promised you would never tell! *blushes*

[Philippe Lachance @1stPirateBank]

@BritishNavy @lostcolonypress A scandalous lie. French pastries are better - more suited to a civilised tongue. @RoyalFrenchNavy

[Philippe Lachance @1stPirateBank]

@Cardinal_Ferrum @lostcolonypress @TheBowbreaker I like to think I'm pure at least. By the way, my annual donation should arrive next week.

[Philippe Lachance @1stPirateBank]

@lostcolonypress @cotis_sirreg @Cardinal_Ferrum *silent mock outrage*

[Philippe Lachance @1stPirateBank]

@cotis_sirreg @lostcolonypress @Cardinal_Ferrum Such a waste of a perfectly good candlestick. No manners! Harrumph.

[Philippe Lachance @1stPirateBank]

@1stPirateBank and here is blue. Oh the choices! *faints*

[Philippe Lachance @1stPirateBank]

@1stPirateBank Here's white - stunning and chaste, goes well with the complexion.

[Philippe Lachance @1stPirateBank]

White or Blue? I am yet to decide my outfit for the upcoming gala. If only I could have both on! Perhaps the Carribean can choose? #Cotis

[Philippe Lachance @1stPirateBank]

@BottsBulletin It's nice of you to announce the arrival of my ship, the Frumpy Dolphin. The name, you see, is ironic. #gorgeous #cotis

[Philippe Lachance @1stPirateBank]

@BergenCove @Cardinal_Ferrum I'm glad for it. Do you have any idea how long it takes to look THIS good? Wine and music are suitable. #cotis

[Philippe Lachance @1stPirateBank]

@BergenCove @Cardinal_Ferrum @WSMegaGames I like this place. Seems civilised enough. But is it safe? #cotis

[Philippe Lachance @1stPirateBank]

@Cardinal_Ferrum @WSMegaGames Rum is awful! Wine, however, is much nicer - wouldn't you agree, Cardinal?

[Philippe Lachance @1stPirateBank]

Oh dear, it is rather warm here in the Caribbean for the 237 coats I brought with me. Oh well, one must suffer for fashion! #cotis

[Philippe Lachance @1stPirateBank]

I say, it seems a shame that the Caribbean lacks a proper bank. Should I? I've always wanted a holiday!