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Extensive, discreet services.

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Classic Lewis Bros. https://t.co/2afzX6YJqc

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They say Lewis Bros is willing to trade rum for rum

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FRIDAY PIEDAY!
Get your pork pies, beef pies, seagull pies, canopies, spies and "assorted meat" salads.
Available every Friday at Botts Bay.

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You can't have the Black Noose Islands without the Black Noose. Tours daily from Botts Bay, children hang free! https://t.co/JrN9XO0P3w

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...Rummy rummy rummy rum rum rum!
RUUMM! RUUMM! RUM!
Rummy rummy rummy rum rum rum!
Rummy rummy rummy rum rum rum!
A-rummy rummy rummy...

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Let's all be merry and sing the rum song!
Rummy rummy rummy rum rum rum!
Rummy rummy rummy rum rum rum!
A-rummy rummy rummy rummy rummy rum!

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VESSELS DUE IN PORT THIS WEEK:
Siren's Scent,
The Vengaboat,
Frumpy Dolphin,
Tsar Destroyer &
the annual corpse collection barge.

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I'VE GOT WOOD FOR SHEEP. But also need brick and lumber. Please help. Small settlement surrounded by blue & orange.
Contact Old Redd

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@Cardinal_Ferrum Race you to the finish line ;)

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@Cardinal_Ferrum I only pray to my rum bottle and will forever hold faith to the value of a dubloon.

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@cotis_sirreg Sturdy as Old Dumb Tam's resolve to never speak of what he saw on the night his wife went missing. Surely a horror, aye.

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@TheIronSharks For the right amount of coin, they can stand however you wish.

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TRADE OFFER: I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS - But the doc says they're no good for my scurvy. Wanting oranges in return. Contact Pierre

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STREET THEATRE! Shows daily at 9pm, 10pm and 11pm out the front of Botts Bay Tavern. BYO seating. Now showing: "Get Out of My Pub, Drunkard"

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FOR SALE: One plank. Quite large. Only used on Sundays. Slightly stained with bodily fluids.
Must arrange own pickup. 4 P/E ONO. Contact Jeb

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Local fishermen report sightings of black sails on the sunset horizon.
Shop at the Botts General Store for all your anti-hallucinatory meds!

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Botts Bay. You will never find a more resourceful haven of rum-spiked vibrancy.
#CotIS