Billy Rayne

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RT @Shankshenk: RT @hutmingezukt: Ahhh there s nothing like getting told by ur mother not 2 drink caffiene soda @ 7:30
#homeSweetHome

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RT @Kollelorcollege: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 300,000 times, well then you're probably a weatherman.

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When "I" is replaced with "we" then even "illness" is replaced with "wellness".

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When I sighn my name ppl sometimes think i'm a doctor but little do they know it's just that I got no patients/patience.
@Moshe_kolat

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When I sighn my name ppl sometimes think i'm a doctor but little do they know it's just that I got no patients/patience.
Moshe_kolat

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RT @piamialu: What comes easy, won't always last. What will last, won't always come easy.

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(2/2) things are being loved, and people are being used."

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(2/2) things are being loved, and people are being used."

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(1/2)"People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The reason why the world is in chaos and disarray is because

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RT @aemyman: Why dont cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny!

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Unfolllow @thechizikworld

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I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out..

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MAZAL TOV! to all lomdei hadaf On siyum Meseches Bava Basra!!! A truly great accomplishment!!!! May we all be masayem many more masectos!!!

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When I'm quiet those that don't know me look at me and think i'm shy. Ppl who know me think OMG he's thinking! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

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RT @myjokes4us: Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don't serve breakfast.

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Yup

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RT @thechizikworld: A huge step in life is when we can already feel love in our pain! #YesirimB'ahava

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My brain=2% names +3% phone numbers +5% school knowledge + 90% song lyrics.

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RT @shankshenk: Yawning is your bodies way of saying 20% battery remaining.

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Little Johnny was lost so he went over to policeman & tells him I've lost my dad.
Policeman: what's he like?
Little Johnny:"beer and women!