Moshe Kolat

All wordwork and no wordplay, makes Jack a dull boy

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You can take pretty much any two Hebrew words and convince people that it’s the name of a Shul.

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Those who put up their Succah the earliest are the latest to take it down

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Who called it a horse truck and not ubar Behema?

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@AkivaAckerman To be fair he had a Jewish trainer

https://t.co/eUbfZqY1l0

[Judah @Judahe]

Please wait until after the Torahs have been returned to the Aron Kodesh befo-

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@JDS1236250411 @ovrheardteaneck

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https://t.co/HqqifrVhaW

[Awkward Bachur @endimem_music]

Instructions unclear: misinformed Baal Tshuva wishing everyone a gutten kvitler

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“A good Kittel!”
- Harry’s

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Tashlich reminder. You’re welcome

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Dairy during the week because it’s the Intermeatiate Days

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Tries to chop it up with them at six flags

[Awkward Bachur @endimem_music]

Report: Area worldly 10th grade rebbe tests the waters with calling his shiur “chat” , fails miserably (via @LakewoodScoop)

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When you turn on a filtered phone during Succos, an Esrog appears instead of an apple

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.@TheJP1960
Tweets of the week
@jewishmemequeen
@DovieNeuburger
@WillieHandler
@Chusidel
@ldkop
@HeimishHumor
@DBashIdeas
@Chrome_Tzitzit
@IlanBlock

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Recruiting podcast: “stories of hype”

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Whether Hoshanos go after Hallel or post Musaf

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הפעלה:
על מה הטייסים רבו?

תשובות לא נכונות בלבד

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little odessa has serge pricing

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Women are exempt from eating in the Succah because it’s a time bound Mitzvah, but also because they don’t have any pockets with which to carry out stuff from the house.

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@mosheklass @ShimmyGoodman Tough crowd

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@ShimmyGoodman You mean @mosheklass

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Favorite word of Rabbi’s: “Fellow”

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Overheard in the mall: “Al Netilas lululemon”