Rafi Weinstein

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Israel be servin’ up some crazy sandwiches.

Why y'all GATEKEEPIN' ?!

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@ldkop It's the conclusion of one chapter and the beginning of another.

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@mathancbra @Shopify Global outage

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Shelo asani goyim

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Aren't they all?

[גלעד שקד @Gilad__Shaked]

שכחתי משהו?

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@jewishmemequeen I think they put cornflakes in then

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@ariel_haivri I got married outside of the cave of the patriarchs. The whole thing was 42k nis

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This is a deep statement.

[Rabbi Shais Taub @ShaisTaub]

Nobody really knows what’s in the center of the earth and yet they have these intricate diagrams in the text books as if someone went down there and took pictures. Think about that when you are presented with “authoritative information.” No, I’m not trolling.

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@ariel_haivri I think it just needs an update. Like an xp to 7 update

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If I send this to China, will they make it for me?

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@endimem_music Looks like a mikva-waterpark

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@Briskerov My theory is that they didn't want it to sound like vomit

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@FrumTikTok Love it

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@ariel_haivri It would all be rated R 😅

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Diary of a Wimpy Yid

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@yoniChanowitz The brain the changes itself
Surrounded by narcissists
Cptsd from surviving to thriving
Holographic universe
How to change your mind

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@Briskerov I was talking to some random guy in the gas station and he told me he wants to grow payos like mine but thinks it would be weird because he doesn't keep shabbos

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@jacobdrj @Chusidel What lessons have you learned?