Frum Humor in Exile

Temporary home of FrumHumor. acc was hacked. Place could use a coat of paint.
part of @associatedfress
goyish account: @mkdeepthoughts1

[Frum Humor in Exile @mosheklass]

@Support @Safety My account @frumhumor was hacked (email changed) and is sending phishing DMs. I’m still being billed for Premium on it. Multiple tickets with proof were denied. This is an active security issue—please review.

[Frum Humor in Exile @mosheklass]

Saying Good Shabbos...
Many people have the minhag to not say Good Shabbos after Mincha, Shabbos afternoon

Some start from Friday Mincha

[Frum Humor in Exile @mosheklass]

We were told that a pomegranate has exactly 613 seeds, but I cut one open and it wasn't even close
I asked my rabbi,
He thought for a minute...
"Because that is a Pasul pomegranate"

[Deep Thoughts @MKDeepThoughts1]

After finishing the mouse and cheese in the maze experiments, the lab techs had to go look for their supper in one of the many sections of the building. #deepthoughts

[Associated Fress @AssociatedFress]

"Only 4 scandals left, I think"
Graham Platner to Anxious Senate Dems

[Frum Humor in Exile @mosheklass]

@CraftsmanBob (It's a dumb joke, that was less clever than I thought. Im physically flipping the phone)

[Frum Humor in Exile @mosheklass]

I tried flip phone
But it just caused damage
Not for everyone

[Bob the craftsman @CraftsmanBob]

Big News:
I've officially gone Flip Phone. I will still be on here on desktop, but probably a lot less.

[Deep Thoughts @MKDeepThoughts1]

Everyone called him stupid head. He didn't like it, but that's what it said on his birth certificate
#DeepThoughts

[BEZ LLAMA @BezLlama]

Destroying the UN? Is Hezbollah secretly Zionist?

[Associated Fress @AssociatedFress]

Jill Biden: Maybe I'm not a doctor?

[Associated Fress @AssociatedFress]

Mojtaba Khamenei Comes Out of Hiding for Pride Month

[Frum Humor in Exile @mosheklass]

@IlanBlock Good point
I wish the person would've stuck a watermark inside somewhere though

[Frum Humor in Exile @mosheklass]

From WhatsApp
Not mine

[Frum Humor in Exile @mosheklass]

@IlanBlock No watermark
Whose is it?

[Associated Fress @AssociatedFress]

Movement to Make June, Gay Hamas Pride Month

[Frum Humor in Exile @mosheklass]

@Villgecrazylady Speak to Hamas
Tell them to stop using whole areas as human shields
Speak to the majority of Palestinians who voted for them and seemed to still support them now

[Deep Thoughts @MKDeepThoughts1]

Roy had to pick up his son from the airport. So he asked his son for flight info so he can track it and for a piece of the plane, so his dogs can help him.
#DeepThoughts

[Frum Humor in Exile @mosheklass]

@VaadHaBadchanim @abbaleh @JewishWonk A cousin of mine isn't on X
Also, another cousin as well.
A 3rd cousin Im not sure about. Also not sure if I mean 3 diff first cousins and he's the 3rd or if he's a 3rd cousin.

[Associated Fress @AssociatedFress]

Carney: We Have Found Antisemitism & it is Us

[Associated Fress @AssociatedFress]

Analysis: Hitler Killed Jews and Even Worse, Didn't Attend Israel Day Parade