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[Cracker @1ststringQB]

@CanesHq @Brabra_Savage24 @CanesFootball @UHeardPod Shit talking? That’s like the most boilerplate response a coach can give. Big bad Miami isn’t supposed to be soft

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

@iAmNickWize @Trav27S Gay as hell response

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

@vmpops Good stuff

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

At least every dude from the WPIAL who goes to Penn State or WVU just absolutely sucks lmao. What’s up with that? Love it though

[PickensBurgh 🫡 @PickensBurgh]

🚨 PickensBurgh Honest Take 🚨

Aaron Donald is the only good player to come out of Pitt

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Pitt quarterback Mason Heintschel had successful ACL surgery this morning at UPMC East, per a source.

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

Yeah that’s wild. No one in sports has ever done that

[Mike J. Asti @MikeAsti11]

Say what you want about Alley, I think it's really cool he admitted this and spoke openly about leaning on his faith.

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

Are you asking the fans to prepare the backup? Lmao hey Benny the Fuckin Moron thanks for chiming in and laying out how literally every single other school’s fanbase would react to this situation lmao

[Benny Yinzer @bennyyinzer]

I'm learning that Pitt fans are worse than Justin Herbert stans. Your QB is out for the year, everyone knows that, and they lose today to UNC and say well if we had Mason we win by 30.. okay but you DON'T have him and you knew for a week, so maybe have the backup ready??? But they're playing the what if game

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

@phillysaid @RLRblog I can get onboard with your sorry program dropping to 13-10 in whiteout games

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

@RLRblog Again, he’s down a lot less further than you fucking retards lmao

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

@RLRblog Yeah you’re still in a lot worse shape lmfao

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

Casually omitting a key detail here like the prick Brett always is

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Last week, Pat Narduzzi said voters needed to "wake their ass up" & rank Pitt

Today, No. 25 Pitt lost to UNC 21-17

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

@Brett_McMurphy Feel like there’s a pretty significant footnote missing here Brett

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

@govols149 @KP8sRevenge Kenny Pickett owns your program bitch

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

Pitt has been kicked like a stray dog for decades in our own city and people are surprised when we inevitably develop the “fuck everyone else but us” way of living

[Josh Yohe @JoshYohe_PGH]

He’s absolutely right and I think he’s done a good job at Pitt. He’s also so extraordinarily arrogant and obnoxious that I don’t know how anybody could ever take him seriously.

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

This the staff that held Heintschel from us for Eli Holstein so yes I will hold out hope that Dailey is head and shoulders the better QB option right now

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

@JoshHarris25 This take is so preposterously bad I want to study your brain for science

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

@EHeintschel That 6 flag is beautiful

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

@NewsBarron @rucifiel_ You gotta be so gay to watch that and think “this is what woke people find funny”

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

Those replies goin crazy!

[Chip Wonderful @Wonderful_Chip]

Pitt fans are too easy to bait.

All I have to do is mention attendance, and I’ll have more Pitt fans in my comments than there will be in Acrisure on Saturday.

Tarps on baby! #Sellout

[Cracker @1ststringQB]

Pitt is in the penthouse on the floor above

[RedCupVT @RedcupVt]

Let’s keep em coming @DrunkUnclePry