Lord

I am a god.
Advocate at fear of GOD LLP.
Let's make kenya a First World Country.

Believe in Jesus.

[Lord @1stworldkenya]

IT'S ABOUT THE SOUL, NOT THE MIND AND THE BODY.

[Lord @1stworldkenya]

Nobody said it was his, they said it was his friends

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

" He is not our director, "- Deputy President Kithure Kindiki has been explicitly cleared of any links to Patiala Distillers K Limited.

Legal representatives for the manufacturer confirmed that the Deputy President holds no shares, directorship, or proxy control within the company, dismissing viral online claims associating him with the production of illicit brews as politically motivated misinformation.

[Lord @1stworldkenya]

Free will is a law as real as the constitution.

[Lord @1stworldkenya]

@edwinsifuna Let's also fight corruption now , stop waiting to become President.
Fight to get that deal out now. Presidency baadae

[Lord @1stworldkenya]

Just watched a Kenyan skit were 3 men are acting characters of 3 women.

[Lord @1stworldkenya]

@TeyaKevin They are paid to lose , ask them

[Lord @1stworldkenya]

Put him in trash bags,, disrespectful optics

[ZimLive @zimlive]

📸 The burials of Wicknell Chivayo, his wife Lucy, her aide Senelisiwe Magagula, Captain Kelvin T. Soda and Captain Courage Mutavirwa could be delayed with forensic work still to be performed to match human tissue recovered from helicopter crash scene

[Lord @1stworldkenya]

Dangote will make his own most likely

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Dangote Refinery: Bamburi Cement eyes 1-Million-ton supply deal for Ksh.2T mega project https://t.co/UAgxt1JDZy

[Premier League @premierleague]

Guiding Arsenal to their first Premier League title in 22 years 🔝

Mikel Arteta is your @barclaysfooty Manager of the Season 👏

[.. @bettercallshzm]

This international break

[Hannes Bend @hnnsbnd]

How about Looto or Luto as new nickname? He’s looting like nobody else. So a unique nickname seems appropriate.
Or any other?

[Lord @1stworldkenya]

@IanECox Helicopters are the issue, they are to efficient, they land in pinpoint precision areas these ugly things cannot

[Premier League @premierleague]

Lethal.

[sir_wicknell. @wicknellchivayo]

APPRECIATING RELATIONSHIPS BUILT OVER DECADES…SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST...⚖️🙏🏽❤️

Ini hangu chandino ziva HANDINA DEFEAT so as i move on to the next person in this seemingly ENDLESS QUEUE of appreciation, as they always say ONE MAN’S MEAT IS ANOTHER MAN’S POISON. What may not work for one person may certainly be appreciated by another.

While I will always remain grateful for the professional legal services rendered to me over the years by Advocate Lewis Uriri SC, it is important to appreciate how the legal process works. An Advocate is ordinarily engaged through an instructing law firm, and in virtually all the matters where Advocate Uriri represented me, he was instructed by Manase & Manase Legal Practitioners , under the astute leadership of its senior partner, MR WILSON TATENDA MANASE.

In fact, it was Mr Manase who originally introduced me to both Advocate Lewis Uriri and Advocate Sylvester Hashiti so my appreciation would be incomplete without recognising all the man himself who was always there from the beginning. WE COME A VERY LONG WAY and i have known him literally since 1998, when I was still renting ONE ROOM in Hillside and trying to find my feet in life. He has watched my journey from those humble beginnings to where I am today. Through the years, he has been much more than just my lawyer but has been a FATHER FIGURE, MENTOR, BROTHER, ADVISER and trusted confidant. He has also served as Executive Chairman and board member of my various companies within my business interests, always providing guidance, wisdom and support whenever required.

For all those years of loyalty, professional service, mentorship and friendship, THE GIFT REMAINS THE SAME. Please go and see VICTOR on MONDAY next week and collect your 2026 LEXUS GX 550 valued at 220 thousand USD, fully paid for and ready for your collection. 🚙🔥In addition, please collect some small petty cash of US$250,000 CASH for your fuel, personal upkeep 💵⛽️. As for my other younger brother Advocate Sylvester Hashiti , I know i have bought you 3 cars before but I checked and realised there's no law that restricts wealthy clients from spoiling their lawyers again so surely there's no harm in you getting a fourth one. Please accompany Mr Wilson Manase and also collect your brand new 2026 RANGE ROVER SPORT AUTOBIOGRAPHY as well as 250 thousand USD in cash for FUEL and upkeep. On a different note i saw an interesting video last week where you said "I REPRESENT THE PRESIDENT " and gave an eloquent , impeccable and coherent explanation on the HOPELESS case the court dealt with. That phrase alone my dear brother is worth another 250 thousand USD cash so I will arrange top security and a cash in transit vehicle to escort you to your bank with your 500 thousand USD in cash. As undoubtedly the RICHEST Advocate in town I now expect to see you dressed in unique exclusive brands like Prada , Salvatorie Ferragamo , Tods , LV etc 🤣😂. I mean no disrespect to anyone asi chero TSIKOMBI iya ingaitewo kana 50 mu bank here iya ? HASHA dzese dziya INHAMO "we need new leaders" EVERYDAY isu tachinja slogan yave VISION 2040 taneta neku vhundutsirwa ne mapfumo emashanga isu ZVAKWANA...😂🤣

These two men are amazing and have supported me whole heartedly for decades from back in the days of poverty to where life has brought us today. Relationships built over that length of time, through different seasons of life and business surely deserve to be recognised and celebrated.

THANK YOU you for the counsel, the mentorship, the friendship and above all for simply being there through the years.Continue serving your clients and your profession with distinction.

CONGRATULATIONS to you both and enjoy your 💰💲💸 and new cars...GOD BLESS...🙏🙏🙏🎊🎈🎉🎊 👏

[Lord @1stworldkenya]

This is who Maverick Aoko thinks she is.

[Susan Mutami @mutami_susan]

I sent the biggest thief in Zimbabwe @wicknellchivayo a sarcastic message saying he should get a car for Gachange because he twerks for him daily and that guy is misled he thinks everyone wants his handouts. Wicki dick, I have my own business and I make my money. I don’t live on handouts, Australia empowered me you motherfucker. If I’m a whore at least I do my business with my vagina and not yours. Your own wife left you coz you couldn’t satisfy her in bed. Your penis is too small. Hear it from me, Your days are numbered in Xi Jinpin’s voice. Very soon the roles will be reversed and you be in jail just like what you have done to Mike Chimombe and Moses. Do you think Zimbabweans actually love you whole heartedly, vanhu vanobvuma kupusa, if only you knew what awaits. Even your hired mercenaries won’t save you when the time comes. We will be watching from the terraces. I don’t give two fucks about your money wena fat cook. You are just a middleman in the scheme of things and a mouthpiece for @edmnangagwa who wants to extend his term unconstitutionally. Zimbabweans aren’t that stupid to be honest. You think people will sellout their rights coz of car that can be involved in an accident the next day? , a depreciating asset? You will be the sole loser in the end. Since ndiri Hure Ndakahura nababa vako ndikazvara iwewe dzambarafuta. Zvekunzi Hure hazvitivhundutse wangu, tazvijaira. Find something else to say.

[Lord @1stworldkenya]

Ate life with a big spoon

[ZimLive @zimlive]

MAJOR BREAKING: Millionaire tycoon Wicknell Chivayo has died after a helicopter crash in Marondera. His wife Lucy Muteke among the 6 victims. There were no survivors.

A police statement said: “The ZRP confirms a plane crash in Marondera Rural area at 1700 hours. The aircraft had 6 occupants.”

[Lord @1stworldkenya]

@wavesandstorms This is not so hard to understand

[Lord @1stworldkenya]

@pr3stonK They don't care

[Lord @1stworldkenya]

People need to remember this is private property

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

Earlier: President Ruto arrives at Lamu port for the groundbreaking ceremony of the Sh2trn Dangote oil refinery