Vaudevillian_veteran

Cold, controlled, steely

[Vaudevillian_veteran @Vaudevillian0]

Just dawned on me that I've never pinned a tweet.

[@254pkem @Xplorerpkem]

"They lied, they lied to us,wakatushow tukiverify tweet zitaenda far"frauds 😅

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡🇵🇹 @tweetcunha]

It’s ur first time visiting a rich family and at 7pm you had popcorn and yoghurt and then everyone start saying good night 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

It always hurt me seeing Mourinho coach lower clubs like Spurs, Benfica, Fenerbahce & Roma. We are back with the big boys

Now it’s time to chase Hansi Flick out of La Liga!

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Manchester United legend Chicharito with the Mexican fans ❤️

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I have just seen a message that my ATM card is about to expire ,I haven't seen it for a few years, but once in a while I see it's been used in a supermarket, a petrol station, an ATM somewhere and most often an mpesa in thigio . This is how I know where the chairlady is .mine is to put more money .

The last underwear I bought was a blue underwear back in 1980 after hapo I just find new ones kwa nyumba . The only thing I buy myself are socks and thats because those guys come where men are .
But you have to understand that to get a kings treatment you have to create a palace ,queens dnt live in a circus .

[STF @tekinsaeko]

Kenya hosts millions of them from South Sudan, Ethiopia, Eritrea, Somalia, Rwanda, Burundi and even Nigeria yet we don't go about beating them on the streets.

[Skeka @realskeka]

Twitter is crazy 😂😂😂😭

[osama ✰ @realwolog]

waiting for her to have a summer body before i impregnate her

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Then,stand. 😂

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

So there are rumors of RASHFORD to BAYERN MUNICH?

"When he finally arrives, I grew up watching BAYERN MUNICH. I cried so hard anytime they lost. Luiz Diaz was my role model"

INTERVIEWER: "Greatest of all time...Ronaldo or Messi?

RASHFORD: "THOMAS MULLER" 😂

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Mulika mkulima 🔦😂

[griffith gitau @gitau_griffith]

Round about ya GPO had a fountain 😭

[Lewaa 🇰🇪 @Lewaa_6]

"Tunakupigia simu kutoka Safaricom "

[Bandit @mts__kid]

Haga naguza lini?sai I have money

[Nalukoola PSG (4:3)🪄 🐐 @Nalukooooola]

Most useless unbeaten run in football history.

[Granit | 🇦🇱 @FB_granit]

Morata and Lukaku got ROBBED of generational wealth.

[Bloke @UtdBloke_]

🇧🇷Brazil vs Morocco🇲🇦

The whole of Africa tomorrow;

[lindy @Lindyyay]

Told my brother some tea a few days ago and he barely responded. Today he phoned me with very specific questions and follow ups. I love how obvious it is that he told his wife and couldn’t answer anything she wanted to know 😭

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The next hatewatch is USA on Saturday.

We didn’t qualify for World Cup, but we qualified to hate.

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

Bruh! Just sat with my watchie for like 2 hours of drinks and I'm shook by the amount of shawties in this apartment 🤯