Crazy Monkey

[Crazy Monkey @1viko]

@eThekwiniM A workshop, an excuse for all of you just to go and eat! Go to WORK!!!!!

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

so let me get this straight… Nikola Tesla dies, and the ONLY person allowed access to his safe—the one containing all his most secret inventions—is John G. Trump, a brilliant MIT scientist and, oh yeah, Donald Trump’s uncle, who conveniently says, “nothing to see here” while the government quietly packs up Tesla’s life’s work

then, in 1958, a Trackdown episode features a conman named Walter Trump selling people a “magic wall” to save them from the end of the world

but WAIT—it gets weirder: back in the 1890s, Ingersoll Lockwood writes about Baron Trump, a kid from “Castle Trump” going on wild adventures with a guide named Don, and then writes The Last President, where chaos breaks out in America after the election of an outsider

fast forward to 1953 and Wernher von Braun—the father of rocket science—publishes a book about humans colonizing Mars led by a guy literally called Elon!!!

and today we’ve got Elon Musk, who runs Tesla (named after Nikola Tesla!) and is obsessed with getting us to Mars and is not only working with Trump but quite literally got him elected and has even visited his magic wall

how is this not the wildest, most ridiculous, too-weird-to-be-real conspiracy of coincidences ever?

like, who’s writing this timeline?

IT'S. A. FUCKING. SIM.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Worth watching

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

OMG LOOK WHO JOINED THE TRUMP TEAM 🔥

[Crazy Monkey @1viko]

@AntiWokeMemes They get free beer 🍺 😎

[Crazy Monkey @1viko]

@lavern_spicer 💯%
Vote Trump

[Crazy Monkey @1viko]

@JackPosobiec Vote Trump!! That's the only thing that counts. #MAGA

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

This trend is going viral 🔥

Trump supporters are taking over!!! @realDonaldTrump

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I was thrilled to be back in GEORGIA tonight, with thousands of proud, hardworking American Patriots! We are just two days away from what will be the most important political event in the history of our Country—but you have to GET OUT AND VOTE!

[KidRock @KidRock]

Vote Trump

[fity.eth @Fityeth]

Michael Jordan endorsed Donald Trump for President 🏀

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

#FreeTommy

[Crazy Monkey @1viko]

@elonmuskADO Yes. It's a YEBO from Me!!!

[Crazy Monkey @1viko]

@realDonaldTrump Omg!!!!! What's happening??? This kind of behaviour is no different to Africa 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Depression Healer @HealDepress]

@zerochills Ain’t no way

[Crazy Monkey @1viko]

@anvavxxx Okay 💯 😍

[Crazy Monkey @1viko]

@the_hindu How can any sane person listen to her!!? After all it is her party with Raul that is selling Bharat to the highest bidder!! She and her family are the worst traitors since inception!!!!!

[Crazy Monkey @1viko]

@gazza727 @iamyesyouareno Try an AR-15! That will stop them. Dead. 🤣🤣🤣

[Crazy Monkey @1viko]

@EuropeInvasionn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣