Cuttleboss (Watcher of the 2000s)

Writer, Editor and Story-guy. Tweets about animals and media.
Creator of Watcherofthe2000s and some Dota guides.
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[Cuttleboss (Watcher of the 2000s) @2000sWatcher]

Meet Cuttleboss. After 10 years of using the moniker, I have an avatar for him finally. I will use him to represent me to present my new ideas, instead of just being a disembodied voice or wrongly using The Watcher.

He is drawn by Cutesyrhyme.

[Cuttleboss (Watcher of the 2000s) @2000sWatcher]

Remembering how in 2024, my mom's district had one of the closest races and it wasn't called until Nov 27th, over 3 weeks after election day.

California voting is crazing. We will see if Steyer will overtake Hilton (though Becerra has been called for).

[Dammit Bits @DammitBits]

I thought the Pope was kicking ass on Twitter and now here comes Hunter Biden.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

We desperately need a liberal voice like this right now. There’s not a single big name liberal figure that is willing to call out the media like this. Please keep doing this 🙏🏾🙏🏾

[Cuttleboss (Watcher of the 2000s) @2000sWatcher]

Maybe he'll pleasantly shock me like Biden did.

But... Doubt.

Let's see where Steyer 's final vote count ends up first too.

[It's politics @uspolitics1111]

If you thought Gavin Newsom was a shit governor, you all have no fucking idea what's coming with Xavier Chevron Becerra

[Cuttleboss (Watcher of the 2000s) @2000sWatcher]

Land of the Dead.

I was 9 years old when I watched it in a theater (my brothers snuck me into the theater).
The scene where the Zombies crossed the water and started killing people really disturbed me.

[кєνín @notcee_fan]

What movie traumatized you as a kid?

[Thorne 🌸 @ExistentialEnso]

Instead of putting Trump’s mugshot on the $250 bill, it should be this

[Cuttleboss (Watcher of the 2000s) @2000sWatcher]

Because of this huge discrepancy, I just kind of see these two Batmen as incompatible.

Cool in their own ways but can never exist together.

Batman should not be able to meaningfully fight off an alien invasion while struggling to catch the Holiday Killer.

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

(Batman in JLA comics) It's too late Green Lantern. I've already prepared an anti willpower countermeasure for that ring. You'll be powerless in a minute

(Batman in his own comics) Calender Man has been kicking mh ass today Alfred

[Max Evans @Max_Evans85]

????

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i call on randy fine to go on ozempic

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

“ok now one where you have that shit on please”

[shim @shim_46_]

♥️🍓♥️

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

WHO SAID OOMF CANT COOK 🗣️🗣️

[Perpetual Situation Monitor @LiberalHegemony]

MAGA’s core ideology is based on supreme hatred of their fellow Americans, borne out of an unearned sense of entitlement, and fear cultivated by their right wing echo chamber.

[machine gun kelly reichardt @LingoUnbound]

we voted AGAINST gay marriage in 2008. On the same ballots we used to elect Obama

[Cuttleboss (Watcher of the 2000s) @2000sWatcher]

Unfortunately not.

She wanted to be an Elizabeth Warren style technocratic progressive. She was a rising star around 2019-2023.

She was fierce and got media coverage for it but didn't generate enough enthusiasm on her own, but she had the ego to run twice.

[Rubén @xoxorubenangel]

Katie Porter was 100% run as a fucking psyop

[Cuttleboss (Watcher of the 2000s) @2000sWatcher]

We all thought he was an idiot but remember he went to Yale Law school.

[MASTR @MastrXYZ]

Turns out Hunter Biden is actually pretty good at dealing with MAGA idiots.

He answers calmly and with facts.

Something the Fox News damaged crowd clearly is not used to.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Mochi @Kagemochi1]

😂