christina mclean

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

[christina mclean @2006_mclean]

🗣 but for real

[christina mclean @2006_mclean]

I’m easy to please

[Weed Porn @BudPictures]

Stoners will smoke a blunt in the car to prepare to hike thru the woods so they can smoke a blunt in the woods just to go back home and smoke a blunt

[christina mclean @2006_mclean]

Give me One Day!!!!!

[Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner]

Anxiety: hey are you awake?
Me:...
Anxiety: ARE YOU AWAKE?
Me: I am now.
Anxiety: SOMETHING IS REALLY BAD.
Me: Oh no - what is it?
Anxiety: I DONT KNOW.
Me:...
Anxiety: I CAN START LISTING POSSIBILITIES.
Me: No, that’s ok
Anxiety: TOO LATE, HERE WE GO!

[christina mclean @2006_mclean]

🙋🏼‍♀️ I need to hear this.

[christina mclean @2006_mclean]

💭 hmm I need to surround myself with more positivity. Then my reaction to the kind lady giving me encouraging words while pedaling up the grand hill.

[christina mclean @2006_mclean]

@mjkrell Someone suggested this to me when I was already hammered. Of course drunk me was up for the challenge. I was D.E.A.D. the next day. ☠️☠️☠️

[christina mclean @2006_mclean]

When people add vodka to a white claw... see ya on the other side.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(405): I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why