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Mostly keeping the account so I can vent without sticking my head out of the window and screaming at the seagulls.

[Gripen News @GripenNews]

Being a European today basically means having a pretty excellent day until around 5 pm when the White House starts posting the dumbest shit you've ever had the misfortune to read.

Every. Damn. Day.

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@ryanhollinger Very true! I had “Dead Man’s Shoes” on my watchlist for years and just never got around to it until I saw your video back when it was posted and decided it was time. I still think about that film now and then.

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Nine Inch Nails x Massive Attack – I Know You Can Feel Angels (Dreams of... https://t.co/3WdpYvtrH6 via @YouTube

#NineInchNails #MassiveAttack

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@atrupar I miss the good old days when the biggest shocker about this tub of lard was the fact he wants to sleep with his daughter.

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Fucking hell. Bloody Twitter got my hopes up. I was even going to have a cake and booze. 😒🤬

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@Purina Thank you recently for the free sample of Felix liquid cat treat in a tube. My cat went absolutely insane, snatched the empty tube, ran off, and attempted to take my hand off when I tried to retrieve it.
I think she likes them.

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@NoContextBrits Brits.

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( 2/2 ) So I made the most of it.
Now the trial is over, I STILL can’t afford the €100 , but now the basic service feels like a waste of time. I’m disillusioned and wanting to give up.
DON’T GET PEOPLE’S HOPES UP.
Shitty business practice 🤬

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Pissed with Duolingo. I deliberately did not get their free Premium week trial because I knew that I’d be completely sucked in and there was no way I could afford €100 once I was off trial.
What did they do? Put me on a few days free trial anyway. No refusal. ( 1/2 )

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@abysslilies I think he looks adorable 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

There’s always a tweet.

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@AsexualsNet 2 in my family, one of which is me :)

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@NoContextBrits

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Dear @Pringles ,
I noticed recently that you have a significantly larger selection of wonderful flavours than is available at any supermarket within reasonable travelling distance.
This makes me very distressed.
Please add an online store to your EU site.
😭

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I know I am. I’m placing my entire faith in humanity on it right now.
#NoPressurePedroPascal

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I'm so angry about everything today.

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

The French overseas territory St. Pierre et Miquelon (population 5,800) now has the highest tariff rates in the world at 99%

Their exports are valued at just $3.5 million dollars a year. My guess as to what happened here is that they likely export a tiny amount (like $100 k worth of lobsters) to America without importing anything in return. So the insane White House algorithm (trade deficit/imports) would have produced this insane 99% tariff figure.

So unbelievably stupid, incompetent and insane

[Oliver Cooper @OliverCooper]

Can someone please tell Donald Trump that the only people in the British Indian Ocean Territory are the U.S. base at Diego Garcia?

He’s taxing an American military base.

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Lady Gaga & Beyoncé (Abracadabra x Telephone Mashup) by JozuMashups https://t.co/TswzVnfgmn via @YouTube

Had this on loop for an hour ❤️❤️❤️ #LadyGaga #Beyonce