Claudius

Just a random Claudius from hamlet

[Claudius @2019claudius]

Welp, is this heavenly party a go? 😉 I hope your ready for a great time!#murder #graveyardparty #itotallydidnordeservethis #lajoie2019

[Claudius @2019claudius]

Good bye sweet world! Thanks for snitching on me @Laertes_775! #lajoie2019 #murder #graveyardparty

[Claudius @2019claudius]

This is really troubling to see so many people dead, first @Counsellor_Po, @Ophelia2k19, and now @heyitsgertrud3! Sorry for not telling to not drink from the wine earlier! #murder #sorrynotsorry #lajoie2019

[Claudius @2019claudius]

Hey @princehamLIT_ and @Laertes57649495, do you guys have any respect for the dead? Jumping into the grave and fighting for Ophelia’a final embrassing? Shame on both of you! #lajoie2019 #disrespect #deathwish

[Claudius @2019claudius]

Hey @Laertes_775, you know what to do with that plan for Hamlet right? please do not screw this up!!!! #killHamlet #safeatlast #murder

[Claudius @2019claudius]

Hey everyone, @PrinceHam2k19 has been deported! *news from messenger, reads letter* WHAT THE ****!!! HES RETURNING??!!?! Oh my God, I am ******. #safenotsafe #deportfailure #embarassment #lajoie2019 #Hamlet

[Claudius @2019claudius]

Oh my god... just heard of the passing of @Ophelia2k19. Holy. Sad day in 🇩🇰. #murder #RIP #lajoie2019

[Claudius @2019claudius]

Hey @Laertes57649495 I will give my position up as throne to you if you don’t agree with me on how @Counsellor_Po died okay? #believeme #revenge #lajoie2019

[Claudius @2019claudius]

Sooo... just heard of the death of my chief counsellor @Counsellor_Po. RIP my man, hope your afterlife will be as happy as the overworld. #death #deportHamlet #lajoie2019

[Claudius @2019claudius]

@HamletSr8 @PrinceHam2k19 Do you really want that nosy man beside your grave peeping at whatever you do? #invasive

[Claudius @2019claudius]

@HamletSr8 Did I though?

[Claudius @2019claudius]

While I am praying and confessing, I guess I’ll admit the reason why I was so upset after the play is that I actually killed @HamletSr8 using the method the play used: poison down his ear. I admit it and I sense a demise soon...#scary #foreshadow #lajoie2019

[Claudius @2019claudius]

Hey what happened to the show? That troubled me so much that I had to leave this theatre and embarrass myself! I suspect someone is behind this, and I think I know who it is! #deportHamlet #england #embarassment #lajoie2019

[Claudius @2019claudius]

News for everyone: with advice from @Counsellor_Po, I am now going to deport @princehamLIT_ to 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 with guidance by guildenstern and rozencrantz! Hope you have fun! #safeatlast #deportHamlet #england #makedenmarkgreatagain #lajoie2019

[Claudius @2019claudius]

Thanks for lying @Counsellor_Po about @PrinceHam2k19 love obsession with @Ophelia2k19 buddy! I now have more fear about my position of king is now in jeopardy! #lajoie2019 #scared #lies #thanksBro

[Claudius @2019claudius]

@princehamLIT_ @claudius1117 Exciting time for this play!!! Will be there for sure! Can’t wait!

[Claudius @2019claudius]

Good news everyone! @Counsellor_Po has told me that he knows why Hamlet has been going crazy! He has been in love with @Ophelia2k19 and she has bee rejecting love letters from my @PrinceHam2k19! Thank the lord my position as king will remain!
#lajoie2019 #relieved #thankgod

[Claudius @2019claudius]

Good news everyone! My advisors have avoided war with Norway and they are now going to invade Poland as a concession!
#thanks #thankgod #love #lajoie2019

[Claudius @2019claudius]

Hey young Fortinbras, you can definitely march through our land with your Norwegian army! Don’t forget to thank our great civilians for allowing you through!
#thankpeople #Norway #denmark #war2k19 #love #lajoie2019

[Claudius @2019claudius]

@HamletSr8 More like call him “lord” @Hamlet28257409 and don’t get into this debate @HamletSr8 💀