Ford Taurus

Fully Loaded 2020 Taurus Limited. Ideal for youth football coaches and little league umpires. All praise to President Gerald Ford for building this masterpiece

[Ford Taurus @2020FordTaurus]

I owe everything to President Gerald Ford. It hurts that people don’t give him the respect he deserves

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I regret to inform you that there are already some 900 replies, most of which are coming from people with a severe case of Ford Derangement Syndrome. This is the new pandemic

[Ford Taurus @2020FordTaurus]

@MysticalSnacks @3YearLetterman @kegsforsale @JeffreyToobin @Zoom Psychotic? Just because he can read defences doesn’t mean he can tell the future

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

It is time to found an official Twitter/X Hall of Fame and start inducting members

[Ford Taurus @2020FordTaurus]

@3YearLetterman @khamenei_ir @funeralinsider Price of oil about to crash. Get ready for $0.50 gas

[Ford Taurus @2020FordTaurus]

@Pope_SixtusVI @3YearLetterman Sir, you need a haircut

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨

Martina McBride’s record sails are PLUMMETING as part of the backlash to her treasonous behavior in pulling out of the America 250 concert

I will take an American patriot like Shania Twain any day of the week over Martina McJudas

Who’s with me?

[Ford Taurus @2020FordTaurus]

@PageofMAGA @3YearLetterman @BrennaIsRight @HunterBiden @RealCandaceO No

[Ford Taurus @2020FordTaurus]

@3YearLetterman He took a brief pause to talk about the dog he murdered

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 BRAKING 🚨

I have scene enough. America first candidate Ed Gallstone has officially unseated Thomas Massie, the country’s longest serving republican representative

Senator Massie violated his constitutional oath of loyalty by questioning the president during a declared war, making this inevitable and the only legal result

[Ford Taurus @2020FordTaurus]

The perfect ending

[weasel @WeaselHandyMan]

thanks to my friend @3YearLetterman for a #great getaway with brad, burt, shane and gary at pigeon forge. i brought my panelsonic camcorder and we made a dockumentary film. coach then notarized it so what you will see guaranteed to be 100% accurate. enjoy

[weasel @WeaselHandyMan]

thanks to my friend @3YearLetterman for a #great getaway with brad, burt, shane and gary at pigeon forge. i brought my panelsonic camcorder and we made a dockumentary film. coach then notarized it so what you will see guaranteed to be 100% accurate. enjoy

[Ford Taurus @2020FordTaurus]

@3YearLetterman Don’t think I’ve ever seen a bigger HIPPA violation in my life than this one here

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I’m glad Hitler killed himself 81 years ago today

[Ford Taurus @2020FordTaurus]

@FilmLadd @3YearLetterman Can he use that as a charitable donation deduction on his taxes?

[Ford Taurus @2020FordTaurus]

@_TruthZone_ Have you tried getting a real job?

[Ford Taurus @2020FordTaurus]

@3YearLetterman Posting on X while DoorDashing, but also renting out your condo on Airbnb during your DoorDash shift. Passive income that even @chasedownleads hasn’t thought of

[Ford Taurus @2020FordTaurus]

@3YearLetterman @OnlyFansSupport @LibertyHelpDesk Coach Freeze has always celebrated the good and bad of 4/20

[Ford Taurus @2020FordTaurus]

@salop_cabbie @3YearLetterman @buffys Your house doesn’t have indoor plumbing

[Ford Taurus @2020FordTaurus]

@SNShockwaves @3YearLetterman @RepSwalwell Civics don’t have anywhere near the power or luxury of a fully loaded 2020 Ford Taurus

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨

Eric Swalwell has just announced that he has been impeached (Latin for “terminated”) from the Senate. This is a shameful day for our nation when a Senator gets mistreated like this. Here is why he must stay in office

1. There is literally no non-hearsay evidence of the allegations

2. His HIPPA rights have been violated by news stories made without his consent

3. He has total diplomatic immunity

We can only hope that President Trump vetoes this

[Ford Taurus @2020FordTaurus]

@3YearLetterman Maybe Dom can go work on catturd’s farm