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@andrewdsacher All of those bands besides Tame Impala had strong followings for their first few albums but got way more popular in the early/mid-2010s. Like I never cared for Arctic Monkeys that much and then somehow AM made them one of the biggest bands in the world

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@Skooma_Steve @klwoodjr The Marlins just swept the Mets a week earlier

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@MarkZuckerman Feels like the second coming of Cesar Hernandez (not the Royals version, to be clear)

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@SubwayTakes The person who wasn't remembered already feels embarrassed. Saying "we've met" is only going to hurt the other person at that point.

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@eventualforever Vidiots really sucks. Half their programming is like blockbusters from the 80s and 90s and then when they show a more serious movie, the crowd acts like it's a comedy classic. Plus the owner acts like every screening is the culmination of her life's work.

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@schneiderholics Pete Crow-Armstrong but he just got canceled for telling a drunk White Sox fan to "suck my fucking dick, bitch" shortly after slamming his face into a fence

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just another Kendall Roy manic episode

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

I met her last week, got engaged on Wednesday, completed all of Catholic marriage prep on Thursday, found a venue Friday, and got married yesterday.

Now hire me as Governor so I can deliver this level of speed and efficiency for Florida.

[Ricky 💫 @SolarDesire]

Olivia thinks she's Fiona apple. Fiona apple thinks she's Joni Mitchell. Joni Mitchell thinks she's a black man

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@MarkZuckerman Someone please help me figure out who my 5th starter should be!!!

Lord (26, 3.09 ERA)
Alvarez (26, 3.18 ERA)
Parker (26, 4.70 ERA)
Mikolas (37, 6.91 ERA)

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@Mets2026 This is his 3rd save in 3 opportunities with the Nats and he's done this after each one. It's not always about the Mets.

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@spencernusbaum_ DFA Mikolas and start Alvarez. If Alvarez doesn't work out then Lord or Parker can step back into the rotation. At least they have a chance to help the team in the future.

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@_cloudbrooks @BayAreaTrev Lee was trying to make Gilbert and Ramos kiss after a game this past weekend

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@DaniellaMazzio It's really an elderly woman and a teenage boy but Driving Lessons

[JACOB EVERETT @blauer_geist]

Liquor store coworkers love it when I hit them with the “We fought against the day and we won” line from The Master at the end of a closing shift, and because none of them watch movies, they think I’m just That Kind Of Guy.

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@1067theFan The team needs to apologize. They accused him of skipping appointments when it was obvious he wasn't going to pitch for a long time. Then they turned around and asked him to void part of his contract so they'd stop harassing him about meetings. Cheapskate bastards

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@DodgerDykes Keibert Ruiz does this 3 times a week

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Man, this team sucks and the broadcast just acts like the Twins are doing the impossible here

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@UpdateTheGrids

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@Jolly_Olive This is what happens when you doubt the snakes

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@sillyolddaniel Why did any TV show think they could top dePalma?