Hook’em Y’all

#SEC #CFB #HookEm, Fan of matching sarcasm and passive aggression with same (all in fun). 🤩 “Yes I voted for this”, love everyone for their retarded views.

[Hook’em Y’all @2024Longhorns]

@Tgregs_98 @DonovanMenezes You’re physically experiencing real Americans, the ones on Twitter are idiots on the fringe. We don’t claim them. They will always be insufferable. Thanks for visiting our country! Please come back soon! 🇺🇸

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

It’s impossible to defend this call. Impossible. Ref should be fired and investigated for corruption.

[Hook’em Y’all @2024Longhorns]

@compliantvc Advanced? You don’t even have plumbing! Everything you use today is American made. LOL.

[Hook’em Y’all @2024Longhorns]

New tipping formula:

Tip = Bill × 20% × √(Minutes at table ÷ 60)

Why? Because 20% should represent a normal 1-hour dining experience.

15-minute meal? Less than 20%.
2-hour meal? More than 20%.
Tipping should factor in both the check and the time/service involved.

#WorldCup

[Hook’em Y’all @2024Longhorns]

@C4xtmqkvvvGreg yall lose and all of a sudden you hate America, prior to losing, everyone loved the US experience...hmmm, i think you are just sour because of the L

[Hook’em Y’all @2024Longhorns]

@OscarQPR1 Well, peoples from around the world seem to disagree with you, hate it for you!

[Hook’em Y’all @2024Longhorns]

@Risas777 Because of restraint 😉

[Hook’em Y’all @2024Longhorns]

@iqrafatma1278 In the US, our societal norm is to tip off the total price but where the tipping structure fails is the service value and length of service, just because you buy the most expensive items doesn’t mean they should get a 20% tip. You might’ve only seen that waitress one time.

[Hook’em Y’all @2024Longhorns]

@iqrafatma1278 Hey don’t worry about it at all. They probably had a food runner deliver your food and the waitress MAY have refilled your drinks twice. That’s NOT worth 120.00. She can change professions if she wants. Waiting tables is for college kids. #TRUTH

[Hook’em Y’all @2024Longhorns]

@_nickm17 Bruh...you emotionally reacted only to back pedal? major fail, horrible poster. You don't have to go home, you just can't stay here. Meanwhile Freddy from Germany is being treated like a rockstar, FROM GERMANY!!! You blew your shot bro. ugh

[Hook’em Y’all @2024Longhorns]

@HookemTimoteo @iJordanMoore They seem very dialed in

[Hook’em Y’all @2024Longhorns]

How does @Nike launch a 2026 @USMNT home jersey for a World Cup on U.S. soil and make it nearly impossible for fans to buy an XL authentic red/white kit? Fans shouldn’t have to chase dead stock pages, resellers, or overseas shops.
@nikefootball @ussoccer #USMNT #WorldCup2026

[Hook’em Y’all @2024Longhorns]

How does @Nike launch a 2026 @USMNT home jersey for a World Cup on U.S. soil and make it nearly impossible for fans to buy an XL authentic red/white kit? Fans shouldn’t have to chase dead stock pages, resellers, or overseas shops.
@nikefootball @ussoccer
#USMNT #WorldCup2026

[Hook’em Y’all @2024Longhorns]

@Suzierizzo1 She doesn't have to shut up, right or wrong, she can say what the fuck she wants to say!!! 'Merica

[Hook’em Y’all @2024Longhorns]

@jack_w_cfc You call this a rivalry? This is criminal! WTF? You are proud of this? Maybe you should drink our light beer and you wouldn't be attempting to disfigure fans of the other team with fire bombs. Jesus!!! 👏👏👏 Good for you I guess 🤷‍♂️

[Hook’em Y’all @2024Longhorns]

@Nike You really shit the bed with USMNT FIFA 2026 men's official soccer jerseys. A host country, the hype, your misleading sites everywhere stating the jersey is in stock only to have all sizes out of stock except "small". Great rollout and preparation!!! 👎 F for effort.

[Hook’em Y’all @2024Longhorns]

Clown ball

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@RevRayCistman Welcome to the club whitey!

[Hook’em Y’all @2024Longhorns]

@FloraLuzz_ Deserves the death penalty