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@BillAckman @realDonaldTrump *affect* not effect…you dumb prick.

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @joerogan You were illegal at one point. Wish we kicked your ass out then.

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@elonmusk Exclusive:%20Pro-Trump%20group%20funded%20by%20Musk%20struggles%20with%20outreach%20targets%20-%20https%3A//www.reuters.com/world/us/pro-trump-group-funded-by-musk-struggles-with-outreach-targets-inflation-2024-10-18/

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@elonmusk You are the ultimate political cuck. Yeah come to PA and do some talks. You can totally hack this….moron.

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@AutismCapital I used to think your point of view and tweets had value. Maybe do some research next time. You are blindly retweeting conservative propaganda. Your accout has devolved into right-wing snark and Elon worship. ✌🏻

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@avalaina @gtconway3d Dogs=food and Russia’s plan is to starve Ukraine. That’s why.

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@SenMikeLee why are you trying to use this CR to block COVID vaccine funding? You are holding the govt hostage in order to hold us all hostage?! Don’t look now, but there’s blood on your hands.

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@caphilltrish @jamespmanley @SenMikeLee Well I hope he gets Long COVID and his wife divorces him. How many votes do you need for that?

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@rezaaslan And I say this as someone who definitely loathes Ted Cruz. Saw him once on 8th St, probs on his way to a fundraiser or some shit. Told him to go fuck himself. He seemed unfazed.

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@rezaaslan And you got a little blue check mark...also a commercial media presence of some kind. But the worst part of this is that the people who hate Ted Cruz don't need another reason. This tweet is all about self-promotion and it will probably work. These times, they are efffed.

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@AdamSandler Needed this today 🙏🏻. You should’ve won that Oscar for Uncut Gems, but I hope you don’t regret being funny for all those years. Whenever Happy Gilmore is on TV, I’ll stop and watch it for a while...still makes me laugh.

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@mtgreenee @SpeakerPelosi You’re too stupid for your job. You did great to get there—really rode the shit out of that wave of crazy that’s crashed all over our country. But you need to go back to Georgia, apologize for lying, take your mileage money, and stop talking. You’re too stupid.

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@Xfinity @comcastcares no internet again in Washington, DC. I cannot wait until I can stop paying you. Your service is fucking terrible. Always outages. If there were literally any other provider for my apt, I’d go with them over you. Fix your shit. Now

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It's official @USPS @USPSHelp --The priority package with gifts for my entire family that I mailed on December 16 still hasn't left the city and now has no chance of arriving by Christmas. Thanks for lying to my face and ruining the holiday for my entire family. You're the best

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Not the first time either, but never consensual. I really think I should just take you to small claims court to get my money back for all the service I’ve lost over the past 6 months. I’m bored and you are so bad and so hatable and, did I mention, COSTING ME A LOT OF MONEY.

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@comcastcares hey, why do I pay you for service you cannot provide? Please fix the xfinity service in Park View, Washington DC. This outage is costing me a lot of money, because I work nights...online...or I try to...when you’re not fucking me.

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@kayleighmcenany @realDonaldTrump I hope you never get another job in PR. If I want someone to lie poorly and make excuses on my behalf, I’ll call my mother.

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@Jim_Jordan @ComfortablySmug Take your indignation and shove it up your manicured ass, you flaming dick bag. Snowflakes—that’s all the GOP is. You lost. Move on. Fucking unreal.

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@cz_binance @VitalikButerin Implementation would also be tricky in the US, in particular. Each state is in charge of running the election/counting their votes. While I'm sure developers could make it, they'd have to get each individual state to adopt it. That would be hard.

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@latimes Do you think "unmuzzled" was a wise word choice there?

Because I do not.