Blood in the Water

Aggregating news and original reporting in Stockon and the 209. PARODY.

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

@stockmarketca @hearzair @munoz_joel Okay, I guess we should just be content with a mayor who can't, but we believe we should expect more!

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

Thanks for the tip. We're going to get on this story right away!

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

Are you "particularly offended" by this reply on YOUR OWN THREAD about the Stonewall Democratic Club @ChristinaFugazi or nah? @dyane_burgos @stocktonrestore

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

209 Times editor @motecuzomatzin blows open the truth about Soros-paid Women's Marchers. Same crisis actors at last night's forum. #sheeple

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

Did @Stocktonopolis accuse @motecuzomatzin of lowkey Holocaust denial? Don't worry, I think you deleted that post.

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

We're going to break even more election fraud stories on the blog and scoop @rphillipsblog. Our editor @motecuzomatzin is an expert on it.

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

PG&E is in league with Tubbs, George Soros, feminists and neoliberals to fake power shortage to enrich corporate billionaire backers. https://t.co/Sl4TLEJ8Vw

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

@stocktonrestore They're all in on the conspiracy, Bitzgerald, Tubbs, Verber and Phillips are splitting the money. Nguyen is just a patsy.

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

Man you KNOW @209_Times is a fake with that underline in there. Too bad I already got this.

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

My boy Silva just getting flack from the hater brigade for being a successful man. https://t.co/7uIuNuuX79

[Recordnet @Recordnet]

What Anthony Silva did to the Boys & Girls Club displays textbook warning signs, columnist Michael Fitzgerald... https://t.co/mKjQZt9uwn

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

We're going to do a great job covering all the petty familial grudges of local electeds. https://t.co/LV9x3wdzDn

[Dan (Parody Account) @congraved]

I feel like I should have more of an opinion on this. But mostly I just want to make jokes about his obvious successor, the 209 Times guys https://t.co/rzkYZuIrFO

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

Supposed Berner @motecuzomatzin recalling lefty @DanWrightCA to clear way for cop union's Colangelo. BlueLivesMatter to Motec if $$$ there! https://t.co/GJbfOt60L0

[Mike Fitzgerald @Stocktonopolis]

Why the recall of two #Stockton council members makes no sense. https://t.co/hhRBJKdcs1

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

@rphillipsblog Ironclad case based on JR's qualification as a "father."

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

@rphillipsblog Golf is the sport of the people. This is an elite conspiracy to deny golf to the poor who are clamoring to try out their new clubs.

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

PG&E is in league with Tubbs, George Soros, feminists and neoliberals to fake power shortage to enrich corporate billionaire backers. https://t.co/Sl4TLEJ8Vw

[Mike Fitzgerald @Stocktonopolis]

PG&E reports "major damage" to underground equipment knocked out power to 3,400 #Stockton homes -- on hottest day of the year.

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

@Stocktonopolis This is a plot by the mayor in league with corporate special interests to displace the poor and gentrify the city which @Recordnet ignores!

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

@DavidGarcia209 @stocktonrestore Everyone! The people haven't spoken until they vote the way I want them to.

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

Asking questions. Getting answers. https://t.co/JHf2VqoSB8

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

It is outrageous that the supermarket has been printing lies about you @motecuzomatzin. Or was it @Stocktonopolis?

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

Our blog is so much better: we had a scoop about how the mayor isn't very close with his half-brother! Pulitzer material, baby! https://t.co/d5DFN3kw1k

[Jake Tyler @stocktonrestore]

I should have added to this that it's possible that within 1 year #stockton residents could receive 6 separate ballots. https://t.co/GEWa8p5oHL

[Blood in the Water @209Times]

We're going to break even more election fraud stories on the blog and scoop @rphillipsblog. Our editor @motecuzomatzin is an expert on it.