Dan (Parody Account)

Father, Husband, Kings Fan,Occasional Blogger, Podcaster, Stocktonian, Pro Wrestling Fan, Masshole. Once farted the guitar riff in Smoke on the Water

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All hail Bao, the God of Dumplings

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Did noone tell Brad Stevens that Zach Lavine was available and is expiring?

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@Aykis16 My best theory is that there's a second, still talented Paul George that we're all unaware of.

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You know the Jaylen Brown trade was bad when I'm coming back to Twitter to see if there are theories about what blackmail material the Sixers had over Brad Stevens

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People mad about how Bam got to 83 really need to read more about Wilt's 100. That last couple of minutes was the most entertaining basketball I had seen since the Celtics/Spurs game I was watching when I changed the channel.

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@coolbeans_31 @christinadunnn @MegaMaz @THESagerbomb @kfippin @adg_25 @DaveLack @rochplanner @Lotusprime @bstone76 @JuanPrimo11 @IanKarmel @HoniAhm Something about these cinnamon rolls made me think about you guys

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#KANGZ See you on this app on lottery day everyone.

[Chris Haynes @ChrisBHaynes]

No trades materialized for the Sacramento Kings and held onto Domantas Sabonis, Zach LaVine, DeMar DeRozan and Malik Monk, sources say.

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@kfippin I didn't really think this was a thing until I went to Kings/Bulls last week and saw an entire timeline of Russ jerseys throughout TD Garden including a couple of UCLA jerseys

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I know my #Kangz and Scott Perry has 100% been blowing up Atlanta's GM offering up Monk and a 2nd for Kuminga

[Kings Lead @KingsLeadSM]

Kuminga will not be a King this trade deadline.

Sabonis is no longer an option for the Raptors.

Where do the Kings go from here?

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Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate! #Kings

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

The Maloofs are finalizing an agreement to sell the Sacramento Kings to the Hansen-Ballmer led Seattle group, sources tell Yahoo! Sports.

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What the fuck they closed fucking Chandos?

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RIP NBA on TNT. You were great.

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@NBAonTNT Please send Draymond home. Noone wants to hear from him

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@BillSimmons my wife is all in on the Celtics after watching Celtics City with me. But her one burning question that she asked me to pose to you is, what was Jalen Brown wearing for his interview? Is that a full knit outfit or was that a Slanket situation? It's fantastic.

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If @ShutUpExcalibur doesn't Hootie Hoo, we riot

[Tony Khan @TonyKhan]

TOMORROW, Wed 4/23
New Orleans, LA
Live, both East + West coast!
8pm ET/7pm CT/6pm MT/5pm PT

@MasterPMiller live on
Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite!

Don’t miss @AEWonTV!
Remember, we’re live coast-to-coast, which means early 5pm start on @TBSNetwork West + @StreamOnMax tomorrow!

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Social media sites should require posts using AI to be identified as such and give users the ability to filter out AI-generated posts.

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I didn't know players having big games against their former teams was allowed to happen FOR the Kings instead of just TO the Kings

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SGA making a flop throw up is just pure luck

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This is going to be an amazing NBA Finals

[SB Nation NBA @SBNationNBA]

Lakers winning streak snapped by Celtics https://t.co/YmpbzMEKCk