Steven Carpenter

keep the faith. fight the good fight.

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

I have this friend who doesn’t post anything on social media. He just lives his life.

I said, “how am I supposed to know what you’re up to?” he said, “ask me”

What a weirdo.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Nobody rallies like these Redlegs! 💥💥💥💥

#RedsCountry https://t.co/7JuHIAEnTO

[Noah Durst @noahdurst]

I wish I had a clear cut path in my mind on what I want to do

[Steven Carpenter @20carpenter]

@Reds infield is just filthy, if only they had reasonable pitching - not even good or great - they’d be in the hunt
(This is essentially the case for them the past 8 years)
Also.. Homer Bailey stinks out loud & it pains to know how much $ he’s making

[MLB @MLB]

Some surprising names on here.

Can they keep it up in the 2nd half?

[Steven Carpenter @20carpenter]

I’m no expert but this smells like a job for @DTDosch11

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

How low could the Orioles go?

They are currently 28-69 and on pace for 46 wins

Take away Machado and their position players have combined to hit .217 with a .278 OBP this season

[Steven Carpenter @20carpenter]

@SanderoHayes @chai5e_ I go for the same reason although I prefer mine entirely uncooked, goes down smoother evidently

[Steven Carpenter @20carpenter]

@TheWebGem2332 @JakeJakey100 Big if true

[Steven Carpenter @20carpenter]

Absolutely iconic https://t.co/Sa47FKTvx3

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Caught it...then chugged it 😆 (via @PetcoPark)

[cameron percy @cameronpercy1]

I respect him more for this than his basketball skills

[Steven Carpenter @20carpenter]

Need to look into this.. big if true https://t.co/PaG2PV6s34

[Steven Carpenter @20carpenter]

@SavSarkine_11 Aye thanks savvy😎 always receptive to tasty beers

[Steven Carpenter @20carpenter]

@TheRealSwaggyB_ (THAT WAS EASY) I going to eat at least 16 pastrami sandwiches today thinking about you. Much love swaggy😎

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

@jontaffer if I see one fruit fly in that godforsaken city its youre ass Jon

[Norfolk Tides @NorfolkTides]

Can we take the lead? Drew Betcha!

@DTDosch11 belts a solo homer to right-center for his second round tripper of the season, giving us a 2-1 lead

[Steven Carpenter @20carpenter]

@LaurenEnderby @h_ashleymarie Now that’s one sneaky mom

[Steven Carpenter @20carpenter]

This sounds so much like a @svigs79 greeting as he hugs me and grabs my junk https://t.co/l0axPHwTdf

[Trent @SlugDaPlug]

Why do old white men be so extra when they see each other 😂😂 “Holy shit is that you Steve?? Well shove a stick up my ass and call me a taffy Apple how the fuck are ya you cock sucker”

[Steven Carpenter @20carpenter]

@SultanofStras You just get right outta town, I always thought it was North East West South lmao

[Steven Carpenter @20carpenter]

As a drinker of a variety of beers I’m not proud to admit that I just realized draught beer is pronounced the same as draft beer. I’d been saying -drought- and -draft- the whole time thinking they were a diff pronunciation of the same thing

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Laurel or Yanny