John McKenna

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I don't trust mRNA vaccines. Here's why I have no problem with people shooting unregulated peptides into themselves.

[Peter Pattakos @peterpattakos]

Minkah Fitzpatrick ended Nick Chubb's career with an apparently intentional dirty play in 2023 and just unloaded on K.C. Concepcion's head with a similarly dirty hit that's knocked K.C. out of the game. When will the NFL start imposing real consequences on players who do this?

[Chris Onstad @achewood]

Why do Americans naturally trust "dumbfucks from Vermont"? https://t.co/ZYFQE0Wfrf

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Most interior design publications are disappointing because they only showcase wealthy homes or they're blatantly commercial. Every square inch is about something you should buy instead of teaching you the history or principles of design. Reminds me of fashion content.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

It's still possible to build a wardrobe similar to ones in the past. It takes a bit more effort today, but you can do it if you do what people did in the past: put up with a bit of discomfort, repair when possible, take care of clothes, shop slower, pay more, and buy less.

[snoopy posters @snoomfies]

have a groovy Halloween, snoomfies!

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Art Modell up for the Hall of Fame again. Once again he should never, ever go in.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Look at that! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time.

[Taylor @tayforpay]

what if i said all the fun parts of america are green

[Homer’s Best Bits @HomersBestBits]

Treehouse of Horror VIII

[Chris Muise @TheSilentG]

"and the toaster's been laughing at me" is one of my all-time favourite Simpsons gags.

[Homer’s Best Bits @HomersBestBits]

Treehouse Of Horror VI

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Look closer Lenny.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

Life really was better 50 years ago.

Here's proof:

[Duffman @simpsonsfeed]

"Bake him away toys."

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Homer J Simpson
Groom
Ohio, County Marriages, 1789-2016

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Look at that. I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time.