drew

SCREAMS

[laur 🛸 @bridgehers]

Crying in public at 11am on a monday i didn’t even try to have a good day

[K @MyNameIsK117]

Got so high that I remembered James Spader out of nowhere

[lovepert @sahib14384912]

i was selling my body on the jeremy renner app

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

me at the Googling Physical Symptoms and Scaring Myself Awards

[້ @SEVEREDHELLY]

Getting a cinema membership instead of a gym membership

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

How it feels to be in a transitional period of your life

[taiwo @taiwo2turnt]

Taking a 45 min break at work instead of 15

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Sneaking several honey baked hams into the odyssey

[trin @lovelltrin]

never heard of a chocolate chip cookie having a parasite

[Lauren @libralaur]

So fucking tired today

[s! @palearab]

ive felt like this for the past month

[Kris Bapple @KrisBapple]

girl i met at a coffee shop 2 days ago likes all my instagram stories

[🧬⛓️𝕭(jörk)𝖊𝖓 M.S.⛓️🧬 @papi_lechuga]

took the edible that makes you play with your butt omg

[brycey @gngbryce]

The smoky air quality is reminding me of my favorite ig story of all time which was posted when NYC had smoky air in 2023

[snoopy posters @snoomfies]

Them: do you think you’re funny or something
Me:

[djoomf @djoomf]

Gay guy in the sauna asked me what I was into and I replied nonfiction

[Flicking the Beane @spitlahhhh]

Everyone keeps commenting on how she only makes one face but are forgetting that she got called white Fatima the one time she smiled

[drew @222drewcon]

@miriam_nelson_ YAAAAAA