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[𝑨𝒃𝒐𝒃𝒊 @dfwabobi]

After a long day of saying wildly offensive things I like to unwind and think about how beautiful and kind I am

[ranz. @banterVeil]

what doesn’t kill you makes you romanticize things that ruined you

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

I know embarrassment in the pursuit of human connection is part of the process but does it have to happen every time bro

[pears599yt @pears599yt]

he/them goes on jimmy fallon

[pears599yt @pears599yt]

"big fan of that tweet"
me when I'm a bird

[pears599yt @pears599yt]

you're my biggest flounder

[ALORA @IMA1ORA]

I want a cigarette

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i basically assume people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they do and periodically remind me

[navarro @nvvarroo]

Yo intentando dormir la noche anterior a un evento importante

[pyz ‎۶ৎ @poloplush]

you ever do such a horrendous job at talking to people that mid-sentence you feel like a sniper crosshair should appear on your forehead to perform a mercy killing

[Oleg @OlegakaPastah]

Just got hospitalized for my spongebob addiction. They put me in the squid ward.

[marie 🧃 switchmas PLEASE @sorafan17]

you start playing a rhythm game and all of a sudden your nose is itchy and your eyes are watering and you get a text and you get called to dinner immediately

[pingu @pingu4ll]

if you don't occasionally get excited about the moon idk what to tell you dude

[Nifast🍀Greentail @NGreentail]

doomscrolling habit so bad playing videogames feels productive