𝑨𝒃𝒐𝒃𝒊

growing at my own pace💥

[𝑨𝒃𝒐𝒃𝒊 @dfwabobi]

thoughtfulness. that's something i crave, especially in this world that so often ignores the complexity of emotions.

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

AUTISTIC LOGIC: The older an autistic person gets, the harder it is to pretend someone's interesting just because they're talking. 30 years of polite nodding has been plenty. Wrap it up, Major.

[YEAH MAN @_YEAHMANN]

a n!gga needs backstage access at a Drake concert.

[Dayo @Temidayo598]

A smart nigga studies the trend LINES and PATTERNS. 🧠📈

[MATILDA💓 @Matilda_promzzy]

How will an average Nigerian men go on a first date with condoms in his pocket?🤦🏾‍♀️😭

[Mimau @Dre2kul]

It's possible to be somebody's good news and somebody else's bad day without doing anything different.

People experience you through their own circumstances.

[Sonhei 🎀 @kiara7829]

Crazy how women are called whores but clearly it’s the men who give it up so easily there’s hardly even a market for actual male prostitutes.

[THAT WEREY 🫩 @thatwereyy]

some people earn good money but remain broke because every increase in income comes with an increase in spending. omo, some people earn good money but remain broke because every increase in income comes with an increase in spending.

[𝙄𝙘𝙮 ⛓ @Coldheartedmen_]

My friend is over 40 and came to my office looking worried.

“I need a girl in my life,” he said.

I was shocked and asked him why. He replied, “I need someone who asks how my day went, someone to come home to, someone who gives me peace of mind. I'm tired of having nobody to share my life with.”

[X_W3a!th @Xwelth]

You are still trying to figure out your life.
You are dating a broke girl.

Life is leading you 2:0

[STACEY🧚‍♀️ @Staceyfor6]

Men btw, they want a virgin with the experience of a woman who has slept with 50 men

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

a nigga needs to understand that discipline ain’t always waking up at 5 a.m.; sometimes it’s simply keeping the promises he made to himself yesterday.

[🦋🌸 𝓕𝓪𝔂𝓖𝓵𝓸𝔀 🌸🦋 @Fayglow145]

Being someone's weakness is such an underrated feeling.

[Heis_CROWN👑💡 @Adejare_szn]

The way some people turn minor misunderstandings into global crises is actually Olympic-level talent.

[Oluwafunmilayo🌸 @Funksmama]

Nigerian men though, you dare tell a girl you bought over with money "I don't have" and you're mad she left after that??

[ꨄ︎ @providentialy]

Be proud of your kind heart. Not everyone has one.

[$ @itxMaggei]

The strongest people are often fighting invisible battles while giving everyone else reasons to smile. ❤️‍🩹🙏

[Ayoola @OnlyOneAyoola]

Before you hurt someone, remember they have feelings too.

[Victor @Victor6b]

The ability to rest without feeling guilty is a skill I'm still learning.

[davidoflagos🔥 @davidoflagos111]

Early marriage without money is like going to war with a toy gun.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

I want the kind of love where we flirt like teenagers, cuddle like best friends, communicate like adults, and remain ridiculously attracted forever.