El Capitan #22

Season 3
Games 4
Clean Sheets 4
Goals 1

[El Capitan #22 @22_ElCapitan]

#Representing @Phallus6aSide

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

🍊 FULL TIME 🍊

Phallus 0 - 0 Gilfach

A well fought game sees the Winky Bois pick up another point! Onwards to next week 💪🏼

#PhallusOranje 🍊🍆

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

🍊 FULL TIME 🍊

Phallus 4 - 2 @ArCheeseFC

A good game of football sees the Cockmen go back to back wins for the first time in about 75 years 🍆

Goals from -
@GethynRichards9 x2
@TomCrockett33
And new signing Ben!

Onto next week 🍊 #PhallusOranje

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

After a long season, Phallus end Season 4 with a late equaliser from @DionButton to get a well earned 1-1 draw to Barely Athletic.

A solid performance from the boys, and onwards to January and Season 5!

#PhallusOranje🍆🍊

[Sky Bet Championship @SkyBetChamp]

⚡️

#EFL | @CardiffCityFC

[El Capitan #22 @22_ElCapitan]

@ieuan77411094 @JoelFreemanEFC @Craig_Sibbald @BigRazStreams He's actually talking out of his bottom. Give your head a wobble 😅

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

💎 RESULT 🍊

Phallus 0-1 Afanstars

Summary of Phallus’ season #LGang

[Cardiff City FC @CardiffCityFC]

A defender breaking into the box, cutting inside to score and celebrating with a knee-slide? 🤔

We've seen that somewhere before... 💙

#CityAsOne

[El Capitan #22 @22_ElCapitan]

I agree

[Ryan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @RyanH_17]

Virgil Van Dijk defending that Sancho goal #MUNLIV

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

💎 SEASON 4 KIT DROP 🍆

Phallus get Tangoed for their fourth season as a team. Big thanks to the boys local pub, The Hunters Lodge for allowing us to put the branding on the new shirt 🍊

#PhallusOranje🍆🍊

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

💎 FULL TIME 🍊

Phallus 6 - 4 @KellersBoys

In an end to end entertaining classic, the winkymen get back on track with a big 2 points.

Goals:
⚽️⚽️⚽️Ryleigh
⚽️@22_ElCapitan
⚽️@thelewisbolt
⚽️@Tom_Jones07

#PhallusOranje🍆🍊

[The Bee Team 🐝🐝 @TheBeeTeam22]

Full Time Result: @ArCheeseFC 2-3 Bee Team

Yes that is no joke Bee Team get their first win of the season and it was a special performance from everyone.

Week on week we have improved and it is nice to prove that with a win!

#uppabees🐝🐝

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

#NewProfilePic 👀

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

💎 TRANSFER NEWS 🍆

While in Wroclaw for Wales vs Poland, Phallus totally legit sign @lewismphoto from @ArCheeseFC for the confirmed fee of a shot of jagermeister and a cool trick in a fountain.

Welcome #Respecs

[El Capitan #22 @22_ElCapitan]

@3QSports Casemiro

[3Q Sports @3QSports]

#GIVEAWAY TIME! 🎉 Fancy winning x5 new Nike footballs? All you have to do is...

1. Follow us 👉 @3QSports
2. Retweet this post 🔁
3. Guess the first goalscorer in the Champions League Final ⚽

All entries must be in before kickoff on May 28th, 8pm.

[Ryan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @RyanH_17]

Hit 10k likes on TikTok, go follow for stupid videos of me screaming and mocking myself

[El Capitan #22 @22_ElCapitan]

@CrystalPhallus6

[Gareth Bale @GarethBale11]

Special night! Let’s goooo 🔥🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

It’s game day 😈