Crystal Phallus

The Official Twitter for Leisure Leagues Division 1 Invincibles Crystal Phallus #EgniPidynMawr 💎 🍆⭐️

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

💎 SEASON 4 KIT DROP 🍆

Phallus get Tangoed for their fourth season as a team. Big thanks to the boys local pub, The Hunters Lodge for allowing us to put the branding on the new shirt 🍊

#PhallusOranje🍆🍊

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

@TheBeeTeam22 All the best boysies, let’s enjoy it in the lovely weather today 🤝🏼

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

We get everywhere #PhallusOranje #WinkyMenOnTour 🍊💎

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

@CrystalPhallus6 🤝🏼 @ArCheeseFC

For club and country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

#WalesAwayILikeIt

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

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Phallus 1 - 3 @TheBeeTeam22

A deserved first victory in the fixture for The Bees. This one stings, but it’s also fantastic to see how for they’ve come as a team. Well done Beemen 🐝

Goal scored by @TomCrockett33 for the winkies. Onto Afanstars next week 💎🍆

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

@TheBeeTeam22 😂😂 rate that, well done, absolutely deserved win. Proud of you all! ❤️

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

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Phallus 2-4 Brynach

A tough one to take after leading 2-0 for the majority of the game, but we solider on to next week’s Beenis Derby against @TheBeeTeam22

Goals from:
@AlistairWebber1
@22_ElCapitan

#UppaPhallus

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

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Phallus 0 - 0 Gilfach

A well fought game sees the Winky Bois pick up another point! Onwards to next week 💪🏼

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[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

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Phallus 0 - 0 What a Load of Rubbish

A couple of really big opportunities missed, sees the points shared.

Onto next week #PhallusOranje

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

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Phallus 4 - 2 @ArCheeseFC

A good game of football sees the Cockmen go back to back wins for the first time in about 75 years 🍆

Goals from -
@GethynRichards9 x2
@TomCrockett33
And new signing Ben!

Onto next week 🍊 #PhallusOranje

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

2 for 1 on New Signings?👀

Welcome new player @Joseph36CFC!

Nickname: Gonzo
Position: ideally not defence
Supports: Chelsea
Quote: they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money

#WelcomeGonzo #UppaPhallus 🍊🍆

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

🍊 NEW SIGNING 🍆

Welcome @DSendell16! Here’s a bit about our new number 23 💪🏼

Nickname: TBA
Position: Defence
Supports: Manchester United
Previous Club: Hakuna Juan Mata, Moe Leicester
Quote: “First challenge, WHACK!

#UppaPhallus #PhallusOranje

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

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Phallus 4 - 3 Barely Athletic

After 4 weeks the Winkies score 4 to make up the zero goals! Class from every single player today!

Goalscorers:
@22_ElCapitan
@GethynRichards9
@DSendell16
@AlistairWebber1

#UPPAPHALLUS #WeScoredAGoal 🍆

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

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Phallus 0 - 4 @ArCheeseFC

A well played game from the opposition see the Winkies STILL looking for the first goal this season 😅 #UppaPhallus

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

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Phallus 0 - 11 @fc_masons

Phallus’ search for a goal continues

#PhallusOranje

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

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Phallus 0 - 8 @KellersBoys

Keller’s the way better team, tearing us a new one. Fair result reflecting the performance.

Onto next week #PhallusOranje

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

🍊 SEASON 5 🍊

Phallus 0-2 Afanstars

Poor start to the new season sees the winky boys slump to defeat.

Big game next week, hopefully our luck will change! #UppaPhallus

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

After a long season, Phallus end Season 4 with a late equaliser from @DionButton to get a well earned 1-1 draw to Barely Athletic.

A solid performance from the boys, and onwards to January and Season 5!

#PhallusOranje🍆🍊

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

💎 GAME DAY 💎

Unfortunately the winky boys can’t gather enough players to fulfil this weeks fixture against @KellersBoys so will be forfeiting todays derby.

Enjoy the 5-0 win lads, and we’ll see you next season 🤝

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Phallus 1 - 3 @ArCheeseFC

A good start from Phallus not enough in the end as a well drilled Archeese take the points

Goal form @Tom_Jones07 #UppaPhallus

[Crystal Phallus @CrystalPhallus6]

@ArCheeseFC @Jevski7 @Boring_Parry Good game lads, always a pleasure! Good luck with the rest of the season 🤝