corn flake

Tech, dogs, fooball; in that order.
Deuteronomy 8:17-19

[corn flake @233moriah]

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[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

A moving man will surely meet his luck

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Haaland watching his teammates get beaten by France:

[Brizzle 🐺 🇬🇭 🇫🇷 🇵🇹 @BrizzleRMCF]

Mbappé is more focused on winning the World Cup than chasing the Ballon d’Or. If he wins a second World Cup as France’s main man, he’s firmly in the top five greatest footballers of all time.

[Pawò @illxgally]

This is such an horrendous face card, wtf

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Dembele started balling for France the moment he submitted to Mbappe’s dictatorship.

[Bandit Kei 💥 @Coolwednesdays_]

“I need 6 niggas to throw they life away” & 6 niggas responding wit “I will” is frying me

[𝓚𝓮𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓑𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓸 🦉 @kellybonito_BU]

How daft can you be to create a burner account with your real name 😭

[Samuel Bartels @sammybartels]

When Giuseppe Dossena sacked the GFA President from the Satellite’s dressing room. On a previous occasion he locked out the Sports Minister… the players were ecstatic!

[Natania Marshall ✞ @NataniaMarshall]

Porn sites owned by religious leaders:

Christian Pastors: 0
Imams: 0
Gurus: 0
Rabbis: 165

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Bro that fat skank lost her job over nothing 😭😭😭

[CHIEF @tailorMARIQUE]

Remembering this man publicly dated and engaged Hajia4real at some point. Accra has some interesting pop culture history

[. @tosinmm_]

France are going to win the World Cup then hire Zinedine Zidane.

Their croissant too flaky, wine too fermented, cheese too stinky, their Saint Laurent too tailored.

[Quame Jnr @quame_jnr1]

Forgotten the title but there was this Kumawood movie where Nana Ama McBrown used to brag about acts of her husband to the other tenants in the compound house while calling the acts of their husbands bare minimum meanwhile they were all lies.
Reminds me of Twitter so much 😹😹😹

[Olusegun Bakare𓃵 @theboyisgreat]

Husband wanted us to eat cassava, garri , ewa, ggtddfhhnnkkknnpaxn

Wife is now talking about kuli kuli and Akara.

The Tinubu's drives poverty intentionally.

[SportsDokita (Odogwu ☝️) @Sports_Doctor2]

I was watching Jarvis defend her man, Peller and when she said, “Your President, did he go to school?”, I just shook my head in pain.

That we have a President with a questionable educational background is part of the reason we have this Olodo uprising.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

But, how will Remi Tinubu feel if she sees Seyi selling kuli kuli at Idumota? 😭

[jay @Jay_bigstepper]

Nigeria is a very bad place to be intelligent.

[Olumide @OlumideOg]

By the way, Shank tried to stream the “intellectual way” that you people would prefer.

How many of una watch am? 😂

[A͟B͟U͟J͟A͟ ͟P͟L͟U͟G͟ 🔌💯🇳🇬🇳🇬 @ABUJAPLUG]

Retweet if you see the resemblance! 🤣

[Arch Angel Jesse Halliday 🇳🇬 🇬🇧 @AaJessehalliday]

I was in Dubai when Buhari became President. I can still remember walking out of Flora Grand Hotel and watching CNN break the news. They were interviewing an economist who said that Nigeria would miss Goodluck Jonathan because the country had just elected a President who was not economically sound in every sense of the word.

Back then, I didn't understand what that man meant.

Today, in 2026,

Cost of living wan finish the living oooo.

[Sammy Smacks @SammySmacks26]

“Overstood” 😭😭😭😭😭yooo them niggas were on GO