Hannah Elisabeth

[troy bond jr (grand admiral) @TroyHasEbola]

Life got me saying ridiculous shit that don’t make no sense like why am I saying fuck Ed Sheeran I stand with Macklemore

[Ramiro @ramirodiz3]

El domingo es Ben Shelton y los 7 mil millones de seres humanos del planeta tierra vs zverev

[faith @bottleorouge]

zverev has basically been playing random people that the ATP have found in the grocery store how did this happen

[Hannah Elisabeth @245AM]

@Uber Why is your support team being so unhelpful? I paid for an XL and was sent a car with 4 seats! I have photo proof showing I did not receive the car size I requested. Refund me the extra money I paid!

[kim petras @kimpetras]

pls be as gay as possible

[Zito @_Zeets]

Every morning the Sixers medical staff have to put Embiid’s body together like Frankenstein’s monster and the thing that really makes him come alive is hatred of the Celtics

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

2 weeks till ur sad i do not care about the weather you will be sad this summer

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

losing an hour on international women’s day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Congress, are you okay?
You’ve barely touched your fucking checks and balances.

[cornetto @nothingneuw]

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time

[✯ @sine_minaj]

more men need to be told they're fucking losers

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

JD Vance says that the Olympics unites people.

He was right for a change.

The world was united in booing him yesterday.

🍿

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

I’ve been called a cunt and a bitch but at least I’ve never been called a republican

[Cuntiana York @catrachiana]

I hate when men text me. This guy just told me he loves vodka pasta. I don’t give a fuck. Can you get me a job yes or no.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

men will ask you zero questions about yourself and then say they never met anybody like you

[narancia gaming @naranciagaming]

no rush, take your time