lacey lloyd

[lacey lloyd @24Lloyd]

@craigmazenc obviously sleepyhead Boog #tradition

[lacey lloyd @24Lloyd]

@k_bizzl yesssssss!!!! Pretty impressed you remember our jam too lady! #friends

[lacey lloyd @24Lloyd]

@k_bizzl are you ever coming back to see me?! #imissyou

[lacey lloyd @24Lloyd]

Here's the thing about torquay "highway"...I FUCKING HATE TORQUAY HIGHWAY #worstroadinthepatch

[oll @dulcetry]

Don't dress your baby like a leprechaun if you don't want me to hold him by the leg and shake out all his hidden gold coins.

[lacey lloyd @24Lloyd]

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[oll @dulcetry]

Everyone who is losing weight can go fuck themselves unless I happen to be losing weight too in which case yay go us!

[Brent Something @brentcetera]

Oh I see you pronounce schedule as shedule are you having a stroke or did you just not go to shool

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

.@Oprah If I were as rich as you I'd shit on the floor & tell a senator to pick it up.

[spacebar @brilliantwit]

Woke up in a ditch this afternoon. Adds 'outdoorsy' to Tinder profile.

[vladchoc @vladchoc]

Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.

[crispy315 @crispy_315]

From the makers of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, comes "This Isn't Butter Either, You Stupid Asshole!"

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

Only one more month until everyone puts their disgusting feet away.

[lacey lloyd @24Lloyd]

I haven't been on here for two weeks. What the fuck is happening to my life? #ugh

[lacey lloyd @24Lloyd]

@k_bizzl do that! And we sure did!

[lacey lloyd @24Lloyd]

@k_bizzl that can be achieved. Anything can! William Wallace taught us that.

[Brian Soto @TrainedHedonist]

If making friends in real life was like Facebook, people would just show up at your house and leer through windows without saying anything.

[lacey lloyd @24Lloyd]

@k_bizzl can I come? We could make a whole day of it and watch Braveheart too!