Questions of 2020:
“Is this enough loo roll?”
“What’s that graph meant to say?”
“Got your mask?”
“Oh god, what now?!”
“What does 2 metres look like?”
“Are you free for a Zoom call?”
“Fancy another walk?”
“So... what are we allowed to do?”
“Did you understand any of that?”
“Tea?”
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