Mikey ﾒ𝟶

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Listen asshole, the tickle monster killed my whole family

[Lemon Hut🌳 @lemonhut2]

When the edible hits you and you try to blend in and act normal:

[bophie @sophiabophia47]

It’s 100 degrees, everything is AI, my fruit gives me diarrhea, the air is unbreathable, and weed is still illegal

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

first mitch mcconnell now lindsey graham.... CAPITOL HILL HAS A FENTYNAL PROBLEM💔💔🕊️🕊️

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i drank gorilla glue and tore my grandma to shreds

[feral goblin @luckylamb420]

drinking 1000 beers and staying out till 1 billion o’clock

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

It's starting. #TheHappening #MenAreCuttingTheirPenisesOff #NoPenis2026 #IndianaManChallenge

[days @Dayscd]

My pussy looks like a demogorgon

[solé @layxsnv]

It’s so hot I’m about to shove an AC up my ASS

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Test your fucking coke you guys

[i think @kutaiuranium]

doing sex work to afford angry birds microtransactions

[Charlie Kirk @ender65407]

Hookers n cocaine r the only thing getting me through this breakup

[a @a8065287968522]

of course no one should kill themselves but my circumstances are different

[Schmrgl @Schmrgl]

dont talk to me or my average penis ever again

[weather @dsxf234161]

my butt full of shit

[Jack @FuneralDrinker1]

Wish I had 4 dicks so I could wear brass knuckles on my penis

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

smoking crack out of my pee hole

[ratte @rattecs]

Caffeine? Fuck yes

Nicotine? Sure

Alcohol? Yes

Gambling? Yes

Full sugar soda? Never.