Matt

say clips instead of magazines to piss people off -- everything is F I N E. ( its not fine )

[Matt @253MEB]

@AJ3 @JordThomo Maybe game plan to win 2-0 because that .1% sure happens to Everton more than others 👀

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@anniierau Soup of theseus

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@Insomniac_Nat @TaylorTwellman @MLS I'd erase probation for that too, but I wouldn't pretend it was still around and a factor like @TaylorTwellman 🤷‍♂️

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@TheArchitectAce This block also guarantees I can find cheap close parking on the ID side during sounders games

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@DerekMYoung I just noticed now that the world is watching they aren't calling the hockey assist a second assist anymore

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@DerekMYoung Derek no

[Arielle Castillo @ariellec]

I’m not your cousin Jena unless my parents didn’t tell me something important

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@TaylorTwellman Nate Silver tweeting about things he doesn't fully understand? No way

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@_Zeets Defender of the year Sokratis!

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@sactyb @MLS @RiquiPuig @LAGalaxy I mean he's only 23. He still has a decade of potential and growth that might see him back to top flights elsewhere

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@MLSist Why hasn't he played in a few years Pablo?

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@DerekMYoung This is really the only thing that you can get away with in an oped isn't it

[Carlos Maza @gaywonk]

Every single person I’ve met in Seattle is the nicest person I’ve ever met, hates cops, and plays DnD.

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@DerekMYoung Start mixing it up and use other random time zones as a power play

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@VasiliQueensNY @TaylorTwellman Playing off his line is def new at DC, not something he's always played with

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@angryseattle Imagine paying for double header tickets to whine and leave after 45 minutes, just to have your dad be insufferable about it on the internet

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@samcclure @AVindman https://t.co/2L3i9i5BSb looks something like this?

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@TJFantasyBB @JoePompliano @sifitkammfp Ask Luton town who just did exactly that I reckon

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@RainiersLand still selling outfield lawn tickets?