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while I breathe, I hope.

[Benassi @Benassi_ef]

Just imagining the amount of Cocaine that was sold and snorted over the weekend in Monaco

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

There is this Japanese saying “The Universe protect you in a way that looks like bad luck at first. Trust the detour”

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

You might think it's just a wild thought but the truth is the entire Ruto inner circle reasons this way

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Fun fact: These are our parents now.

[Brandon Weichert @WeTheBrandon]

Fuel shortages are for peasants.

[denzo @ItsDenzo]

Kenya was accepting Ebola affected victims from USA while the said USA is denying VISA to African teams & referees?

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Hustle until you see yourself on your Cousin's Status. Family don't post broke people.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

The number of rich guys in this country do not correlate with the number of women making threats to leave you for rich guy.

[Gɪᴠᴇɴ Aʀᴇɴᴀs 🇨🇩 @itsBigSexy_]

HE WAS 2! Who asked him this question!?

[Eric Boateng 🇬🇭🇩🇪 @ericboatenggh]

Mexico vs South Africa:

If we support south Africa they'll say we are taking their jobs.

[Veloria 🌊 @veloriahq]

“𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘤𝘩 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴.”

— 𝘜𝘮𝘢𝘳 𝘪𝘣𝘯 𝘢𝘭-𝘒𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘣

[BenkaCentral @BenkaCentral]

I don’t think many Kenyans have fully realized it yet, but we are living through one of the darkest periods in our nation's history. A time that arguably rivals only the British colonial era.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

I just watched a video on bbc of a Lab technician that specializes in doing DNA test for people. He decided to do the DNA test on his two children out of curiosity and for the fun of it, only to find out that the two children aren’t his.😭😭

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Na mjue Ebola ikifika Kenya it will not leave soon, Mpaka your minerals in Kenya iishe ndio iishe. It has been in existence for a decade in Congo because minerals haiishi

[evil sinister fucking komodo dragon (bio/paleoomf) @GarlotsBack]

Posts that could only be produced by humans and no other species in the galaxy

[Softboy @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's Kim Jong Un unveils new facility to produce nuclear bomb fuel "at an exponential rate."

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kiambu Governor Wamatangi is under probe after EACC raids in multiple locations led to the seizure of Sh12 million and $13,000 from his home—allegedly proceeds of corruption in a Sh1.5 billion scandal

[Royal Ambassador @JaokooMoses]

Dear @EACCKenya good evening and congratulations for a successful raid at the city chief officer's residence in syokimau. Your Investigating officer while at the scene of crime stated that you recovered 250M, while your official statement is 65.3M. You have the right of reply.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Kama county officer anapatikana na 250M in cash, imagine zile akina Murkomen, Duale na Mbadi wameficha.