I dream of a game where the ball is white, except when it's yellow.
Is there a benefit to a yellow ball, Sir?
Nobody knows.
Shoes will have spikes, but the spikes will be soft.
Every club will have a number. Except wedges. Which will have letters.
Seems like all clubs should just have a number, Sir?
And yet, they won't. Because we are free men.
Shirts shall be tucked. We will exclaim "I can't believe that didn't drop" when a putt is missed.
This is honor.
I dream of a tour where only the top 100 stay.
And the rest, Sir?
Conditional status.
Fields will shrink because of daylight. Mondays will not be for qualifying.
This is progress.
Players will carry 14 clubs. But will only trust 3.
I dream of a game that will be loved. But no one will ever be satisified with their score.
What happens if I hit a drive WAY offline and a grandstand is in the way, Sir?
Free relief. But you must play from a fairway divot.
This is my dream.