Jam Sauce

Runners gonna run. 5x Boston Qualifier.

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

@wbz I’m just hair for the comments

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

Drivers in Boston: “bike lanes are causing so much traffic”.
Also drivers in Boston: “thE tRaiN cAmE OuT oF nOwHeRE!” #bancars

[Adam Gaffin @universalhub]

WCVB talked to the Maserati driver from CT, who had just picked his son up at BU: "According to the driver, he took a wrong turn and the train practically came out of nowhere." But, yeah, he admits he was stupid, but all's well that ends well #MBTA https://t.co/nnAypEnrlo

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

👀

[Jason Jacobs @jjacobs22]

If I did another fitness startup, I would look at how elite athletes get trained holistically around sleep, psychology, fitness, diet, etc & open that to broader group remote/asynch.

Lot of great cos focused on one piece, but I can’t find any focused on the athlete holistically.

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

Best account on Twitter right here. #facts

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Who’s counting the White House silverware?

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

The greatest gift of all. #ByeDon

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

Fatality 🔪😵⚰️

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

✔️

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

Hearing @realDonaldTrump plans to posthumously pardon Hans Gruber tonight on the anniversary of his death. #yipeekiyay

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

@asfalcone @SongExploder watched this yesterday and whoa boy I’m back in high school.

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! 🤯

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

Hi, 911? I’d like to report a murder.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. 🍟

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (which won’t allow legal observers) the State of Georgia, and the State of North Carolina, each one of which has a BIG Trump lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Michigan if, in fact,.....

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

4/20/2020 🦄 #backyardbostonmarathon

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

Please come back 🙏

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Although our celebrations may look different this year, our unwavering faith remains the same. For me, Easter is a time of hope––a reminder of rebirth and renewal––and a belief in a better day to come. From my family to yours, we wish you all a blessed and joyful Easter.

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

Still laughing at this days later. And it’s still 100% true.

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

Nailed it 🎯

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nation Perplexed By 16-Year-Old Who Doesn’t Want World To End https://t.co/5tOnREXUo5

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

@laurenxelissa @universalhub I know of two bikes stolen in the city recently that resurfaced on https://t.co/khENQnqgQV hours after they went missing. Check the site often. If you want more details, lemme know.

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

Shoutout to the @MBTA for continuing on their promise to set records for incompetence every day this month. #clownshow

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

Shooting my shot. 🤷‍♂️

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

Tim Apple is that you?  🤙 @tim_cook

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

Tim Apple is that you?  🤙 @tim_cook

[Jam Sauce @26_2mi]

Started off #WWDC19 right! This very good girl greeted me when I sat, then flew to San Jose with me. #WWDC2019