Bill

Enjoy life. Take nothing for granted.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: In an interview this morning Donald Trump was asked if his announcement that he intends to run for a third term means Barack Obama can run a third time too, and he got silent and frowned for several seconds, folded his arms across his chest, and said, “No.”

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

can ppl please for the love of god just take climate change seriously

[Zarish @Zarish5062]

The law should be: If the doctor is recommending it, it should be ILLEGAL for the insurance companies to deny it without appealing to a board of physicians. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Arguably the greatest ESPN commercial ever made was Steve Irwin wrestling an alligator that casually walked out of the elevator

[certain planes @happier_isles]

costco has adidas track suits for $30 and now my whole family looks like eastern european gangsters

[Ved @vedantvedantved]

Michelle Obama said we should fix this and everyone called her a communist

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

Elevation map of USA

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

I am deeply appalled and angry to see “Firework” used on the @WhiteHouse TikTok account as a backing track for video footage of military strikes. I did not approve this, I was not asked, and I absolutely do not condone it.

I wrote this song to be an anthem of hope, healing, and inner strength for people going through their darkest personal moments. To see a message of self-worth and upliftment weaponized to soundtrack destruction and violence is a complete violation of everything my song stands for.

My music is for bringing people together, not celebrating warfare.

[Man City Brazil @ManCityBrazil]

O comentarista suíço David Lemos, encerrou a transmissão resumindo com precisão os problemas desta Copa do Mundo, ele foi perfeito.

🗣️"Não há dúvidas de que esta foi a Copa do Mundo mais comercial da história e também uma das mais politizadas."

"Não esqueceremos os preços que pessoas sem grande poder aquisitivo tiveram de pagar para viver sua paixão pelo futebol."

"Em alguns casos, sequer puderam entrar no país por causa de sua nacionalidade, fossem torcedores, jornalistas ou até árbitros, como o somali Omar Artan."

"Também lembramos do tratamento inaceitável dado à seleção do Irã, que não pôde defender suas chances de forma adequada durante o torneio."

"E há ainda o caso de Folarin Balogun. Vimos um presidente se vangloriar de ter ligado para o presidente da FIFA para conseguir retirar a suspensão de um jogador."

"A política se infiltrou no coração do futebol, embora a FIFA afirme querer mantê-la acima de tudo. Fica claro que isso só vale até certo ponto."

"Foi uma Copa do Mundo em que todas as partidas foram disputadas em quatro tempos, e cuja final teve um intervalo de quase 30 minutos."

"A crise tem dois nomes: dinheiro e poder. Hoje existe uma crise de confiança entre muitos dos envolvidos no futebol e a FIFA."

"Nas próximas semanas, muito dinheiro será distribuído a diversas federações e a muitos agentes do futebol, que serão educadamente convidados a permanecer em silêncio."

"Esperamos que tudo isso seja levado em consideração e que não volte a acontecer."

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Spain editing Trump out of the World Cup victory photo is legitimately funny and the kind of thing that will drive him absolutely insane for the rest of his miserable life.

[Ayoade Joshua @AyoadeTheJoshua]

when you think the waiter is bringing your order

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

"College is a scam" is propaganda... College was never a scam. The price of college in the US is the scam.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone. So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏https://t.co/1stbtsNZG1

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Spain removed Trump from their photo.

Amazing.

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Champion Golfer of the Year Ryan Fox on his pace of play:

"I played with Scottie Scheffler earlier in the year, and I can't work out if this was a burn or a compliment. We played at Phoenix, and we're in a three-ball on Saturday. We walk off the ninth tee, and he goes, 'Foxy, it doesn't even feel like you're in the group. It just feels like we're playing in a two-ball, you hit it so fast. It's just in the air.'

"You guys can tell me if it's a burn or a compliment. It is just always how I've played."

Burn or compliment?

[JD Harmeyer @jdharm]

Ali G selling weed at the Wimbledon Men’s final lol

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

What the fuck are the rules of football these days been watching it since I was 1 it’s cuckoo up to ras it’s like algebra

[James🗳 @_fat_ugly_rat_]

This is genuinely the best part of our entire planet