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me, myself, & I

[merp @29f0cus]

@ZachNoeTowers @James_Fulton22 The episode where linda is on the phone with the bank trying to figure out which checks to allow to bounce... triggers my anxiety to no end lol

[merp @29f0cus]

@DemiCravings Like I know this is a fan site but like as one that went last week and saw her in Anaheim- I’m CONVERTED. I had no clue she could SAAAAAAAAANNNNNGGGG sing lol

[merp @29f0cus]

They’re testing the fire alarms at home today and then the place across the street has its damn generator going … noisy AF around here

[merp @29f0cus]

It’s insane to think that Kyle easily could have had the hardest time at the reunion for #summerhouse but thanks to Amanda and West the heat has seriously been taken off him. Cause I’m sorry you can’t text you longtime friend to do “laundry”?! Wtf

[merp @29f0cus]

@sd_ncounty_nsa On my tongue as i make eye contact with you before licking my lips and swallowing it all. Miss tha cock

[IChooseViolence @ourhermitage]

It’s the way Cowboy Carter gagged the oldies 😂

They were ‘doubting’ whether the background vocals on ‘AMERIICAN REQUIEM were all Beyoncé.

Then the song ended and they were like, ‘Oh… that’s all her’ 😂

Full video: https://t.co/zrmZ6juDmb

[merp @29f0cus]

@MCHammer Immediately runs to stream 2 Legit 2 quit. This guy fuckin gets it

[merp @29f0cus]

It’s HARD to be on socials and be behind on #TraitorsUS

Got me out here avoiding spoilers before I can watch the episode

[merp @29f0cus]

Coordinating family is insane for just being a nuclear family

Like it shouldn’t be this hard? Right?

[merp @29f0cus]

Told my sibling I was annoyed with him about how Xmas happened and I’ve been left on read since 11:30 this morning 😵‍💫😂😬

It’s nothing but love but how do you spend the holiday less than a mile from me at a hotel and not do more to hang out?

[merp @29f0cus]

Mad at me for not being as uncomfortable as you when friends of friends are with us but I’m the asshole

[merp @29f0cus]

Nothing calms me down quicker after arguing with my boyfriend than fighting women …

Time for some housewives

[merp @29f0cus]

Annnnnd it’s off! We’re free! I can wait to hear why that happened lol

[merp @29f0cus]

It’s 1240 in the MORNING and the alarm in my building went off. No idea if anything is actually happening but like the entire complex is outside

But fuck me right? Not like I. Have an early flight to catch today at allllllll 🫠😵‍💫😵‍💫

[merp @29f0cus]

These days where he’s out of town and working 10-12 hour days that I miss him the most

The long gaps and sporadic texts make these days hard

And with the sun setting at 5 it makes for a long lonely evening

[merp @29f0cus]

Like yes I started a show we watch but that’s only AFTER you couldn’t shut the fuck up about how bad a person Lisa on housewives is. Like I already know she’s a bad person. I want to know why she’s insane and you KEEEEEPPP BITCHINGG. I’m not wrong for turning the channel. Fuck

[merp @29f0cus]

I’m annoyed with my drunk boyfriend. That’s the fuckjng tweet ugh

[merp @29f0cus]

How are you going to throw someone into a role that they aren’t properly trained on and expect them to perform to any sort of standard? Wtf is going on with management

[merp @29f0cus]

I ordered a burrito from a taco shop in spring valley?! Oops! 😂

[merp @29f0cus]

Why didn’t someone mention that family dynamics are complicated?! Cause damn. I used to see my brother at least a couple times a month and now it’s like … one every six months if I’m lucky. They never want to leave their bubble! Like damn meet me at grandmas! It’s halfway! lol

[Bey Vanguard 👽 @beyvanguard]

This is NOT a malfunction—Beyoncé is performing a piece of poetic performance art symbolizing the decline of America. The tipping red car acts as a metaphor for momentum and the nation’s rapid descent, speeding toward profound reckoning with its own fate